shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I hate you all OH MY GODS.

-hides face against Ophira- My crew is unanimously horrible.

 

1) I Dont Care If Youre A Docterrorist Or A Mediculler Or A 'Fixer' You Wont Get To Treat Me Because Im Faster Than You.
2) Im Not A Tryhard You Fucking Ass Im Alternias Best Bomb Supplier And Demolition Expert. You Need Something To Go Boom Or Splat I Got A Thing For You To Do The Job. Costs You Some Though. Im Not A Charity.
3) Psi-Remote Ignition, Multipurpose, Flexible Sticky-Putty, Lumino-Ignition-Liquid, And My Magnum Opus A Fucking High Velocity, High Impact Grenade Filled With Glass Shards. Pick One.

4) You Met The Two Who Call Themselves My Moirails These People Are Hardly Worse, Love <3

 

* Golly! That seems messed up!
* I wonder why the game would keep rejecting their happy ending like that...?
* I guess it's like I said.
* Playing nice really doesn't work out for anybody.
* Maybe they should try playing a different sort of game next?

 

Ignore Stalker, love, he's pitch for the megaverse and kinda wants it to bite-kiss him to death. Since that's physically impossible he just tries to pick fights with anything smarter than a toddler.

Angel! AAAAAAAngeeeel! Make my friends fuck off!

 

Or the game was rigged from the start.

 

Mademoiselle I Do Think Stopping To Talk To Flowers On The Job Doesn't Reflect Too Well On Your Metal Health Or Reliability.
I'm Not Scolding, Of Course, Simply Pointing Out The Readily Apparent.

 

Perhaps I should pluck it and wear it my hair for effect? -meaningful glance at Flowey-

 

* Yeah, lady, talking to flowers is...
* What did you just say?

The flower's eyes widen, as he considers the possibilities of two hostiles at once. He comes to a decision and ducks into the ground.

 

There the flower goes. Such a shame, He would've suited your exquisite complexion quite well.

 

It's easy for you to play them. You already have their lives laid out.

Liadan faces away towards the impossibly distant white wall of this virtual landscape. She doesn't need to look at me; her shadow's glowing eyes track my every movement.

You can go back and reread them whenever you like. Pages of quotes to tell you how they talk, how they respond to different stimuli. Different emotions. Different choices, and how they'd grow with them. It's... easy.

I have no argument. A canon character, there's solid things to them; their portrayal in canon. I can reframe it, come up with explanations that drastically change their motivations, or go full AU and defy that canon... but there's something solid to rely on. With an OC, though, there's nothing solid. I have the power to change anything about her. No wonder I worry she'd just become my self insert.

You have one thing. An idea to cling to. The idea of clinging. 'A girl and her shadow.' 'The only friend she can keep.' You have the feeling of expecting everyone else to leave.

Shadow rumbles. Liadan nods and continues where he left off.

Yes. You know my core; your joyous fear of consequences. You want me to be you, but a you who never lost the first friend she clung to. You want me to be someone who lies to get what she wants, who smiles and placates to navigate around what people want and need... Someone who expects everyone to leave so she doesn't bother trying to make them stay, someone who tells herself over and over that it's okay because she'll never be alone, she made a friend who can never leave her.

...And you fear showing that. You're disgusted by yourself, because sometime it's so easy to lie, and other times you can't do it well enough to succeed and then everyone will know...

And you call yourself a "Ravenpuff." Ha. You're a Gryffindor. You're too idealistic, and you hate yourself when you don't live up to your ideas. But me... you want me to know things you don't. To do things you refuse to, things you resent feeling pressured to do.

If you can't admit that, you can go fuck yourself.

 

i think i'm too invested in your romance arc.

And you say that as though I'm not invested in it too?

why the hell would i think you aren't, norm? i know how much you like sev.

Well yeah, but you're ready now to hook me up with the next single dude that comes along. Or have Sunshine trick me into betraying the group over him. I don't think it's about Sev at all, for you. But it is for me.
And I'll be screwed if I betray them again.

okay, you're not entirely wrong. but you can't moon over sev forever, norm. not when he doesn't want you. that's a harsh lesson i've learned time upon time. and it's hurt every single one. and i do want you to have someone you love, someone who loves you back.

And what, you think I don't want that?

no.
just, you can't be with him. maybe in au fic or art, if that's allowed, but it won't be canon. ever. sev has made up his mind.

Why did you even make this happen, anyway, if you knew I might get hurt like that?

there was a chance you wouldn't, i thought, and well... you're not real. i like you a lot but you aren't.

Well, then, give me back Clo. Oh yeah, right, you can't. That got all fucked up, didn't it, on your side? And you don't even know whose fault that was.

if i could've made that last forever, i would've. but i couldn't.

You couldn't. There are lots of things you can't do, aren't there, Gillian?

well, uh, yes, yes, there are. i know that. and i'm sorry. so so sorry.

 

this is not a shit posting rave

this is a sap box

 

Yeah, I know, I was being sappy. You'd be too if... uh, whatever you are... could like people that way.

 

i love everyone equallity

i'm eaglitarian

 

Egalitarian, schmegalitarian... I don't even believe that can be a thing. I mean, don't some people mean more to you than others?

 

yes



me

 

Well, I used to think I was the only one that could mean anything special to myself. But then, well, I found out that I was wrong. And that didn't even start with Sev, honestly...

 

Ship would be verysad if bad things happened to ship friends!

... well, bad things happen to ship friends all the time.

But!

Feelings make you people! \O°O/

 

Yeah, I guess they do. I wouldn't wanna be a Pixie, after all...

 

HEY!!!