shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

.....Vot der dumboozle.

 

Were those sounds an attempt to communicate?

 

Hyu gotz a problem vit der vey hy tok, sveethot?

 

I certainly do: comprehension problems. I don't suppose you could adjust your form to be better designed for articulating your words?

 

No. -flips them off- Hy´m sure hyu ken understend DOT.

 

Haha, wow.

That sounds familiar.

 

MAYBE THERE IS SOME MERIT TO YOUR CRACKSHIP JOKES.

I'M IMPRESSED BY HOW HE CARRIES HIMSELF WITH THAT CAPE.

CAPES ARE REALLY STYLISH.

 

Hey, skeleton, how about you not?

*smirks* Then again... maybe we could share.

 

Im Gonna Gauge My Eyes Out With A Spoon. Why. Youre Not Supposed To Like A Mediculler.

 

Yeah?

Well, guess what, Splodes? I don't care about whether I'm supposed to like him or not. He's... wonderful...

 

*very loud gagging noises*

 

@aurumIlluminatrix Hyu gotz some sort ov problem vit medics?

 

... The Real Question Here Is Why Dont You?

 

Hy heppen to be vun, sveethot. Vot´s so ob-jek-shun-able about tryink to save eediots from dyink ov der ovn schtupidity?

 

The Part Where They Put Tentacles In Your Pan And Hand You Over To The Slavers.
And My Heart Is Taken So Id Appreciate It If You Wouldnt Act Overly Familiar Its Creepy.
Your... Lets Be Charitable And Call It An Accent. It Sounds Weird. Where The Fuck Are You From?

 

Der part vere dey do VOT!? Are enny ov dem still alive und vould hyu like me to bring hyu dere hearts. Or brains mebbe? Pla-to-ni-kelly-
Hy´m from Mechanicsburg by der vey. Yaz ve all tok like dot vere hy´m from.

 

Yeah, no... That's not a thing I can see Sev doing. He's against that kind of stuff, you know...

And it's not even what medics normally do.

 

Sounds Like Machanicsburg Must Be A Migraine To Do Business In.
And Hah. Yes They Are Pretty Much All Alive Ad If Theyre Dead Its For Other Reasons. Empire Sactioned Healthcare On Golds Is 'Make Them A Shipcomputer', 'Make Them A Ship-Battery' If The Psi-Potential Is Too Weak Or 'Cull And Order A Replacement'.

I Love How You Presume Your Normal Is Everyones Normal You Undercooked Gourdfruit.

 

Hy vos serious hyu know. Diz sort ov ting iz insultink to mine profession.

 

Well, I love how you presume that Sev is gonna hand people over to slavers, Splodey.