shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Non-leetal hexplosions?
...Vot der hell for? Der letal vuns iz Much more fon! Und dey look preddy all by demselves.

 

I Know Right? Im Trying To Build Myself A ew Market Among All These Peaceloving, Non-Violent Softies Though.

 

Do hyu vant help testink? Hy bet hy ken find a vey to mek blow suntink op vit dem ennyvey. Den hyu know vot to tell dem Not to do.

 

Im Not Eve That Far Yet Because People Lost My Lab I Still Cant Believe That Happened.

 

....Ho dear. -shoves can of now shelled beetles at Ophira- Eet.

 

It Keeps Happening.
Like No Offense Lady, But The Line For My Diamond Reaches Around The Block At This Point And I Feel Kinky Enough With Two Moirails And A Pink Heart.

 

MINA
...Vere are ve?

 

@aurumIlluminatrix ...Hyu ken keep hyu diamond, hy´m not hexpectink to get paid. Not een bed either, iffen dotz vot hyu meen by keenky.

@The Jaeger Mirrors Hy dunno, bot ken hyu mebbe find sumtink to cook?

 

@Cosmina Kastellan
...Vell dat vos not vot hy vos plennink on doink bot hokay!

 

Oh My God Loreli Oneira And I Are Not 'Rails With Pails.
Diamond Like In Moirails Like In Pale Quadrant Like Conciliatory Like Not Concupiscent.

 

Errr...vot? For all dot hyu vos complainink about mine accent, hy haf no hydea vot hyu chust sed.

 

-peers over Mina's shoulder- Are ve tokkink about sex?

 

-dope slaps Mirrors- Yaz, hy told der grey lady hy dun vant enny. @aurumIlluminatrix Und hy still dunno vot hyu are tokkink about.

 

-rubs his head- Hy might vont sum?

 

Moirails Is Not A Quadrant That Involves Contributing Genetic Material.
Moirails Are About Calming Eachother Down And Solving Problems And Shit Like That.
Also Why Am I Talking About This Watch A Schoolfeeding Module Or Something.
-horrified grimace.-

 

-smacks @The Jaeger Mirrors again-

Uh, hy tink we are havink cul-tu-ral eesues here. Hy haf no hydea vot moirails iz or vot diamonds haf to do vit eet. Mebbe Becawze hy neffer vent to school, hy chust anoyed pipple till dey gif me bookz. Bot hy haf neffer herd der Master tok about dis either und dey iz der schmottest pipple hy know. Zo hy tink diz iz sumtink mine culture chust hazn´t got.
Ennyvey, hy chust like hyu hokeh? Een a friend kind ov vey.

 

@Cosmina Kastellan
Hyu like me een a friend sort ov vay end VE schtill do bedroom tings?

 

Join the club, dude.

 

Schot op, hyu LIKE fucking me. Hy dun tink she does.
@aurumIlluminatrix Uh, votz hyu name ennyvey?

 

Im Seven.
I Dont Want To Hear Any Of This.
And My Name Is A Carefully Curated Secret For Reasons Of Wanting To Not Get Batteried