shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

DON'T YOU DARE LIKE THAT POST HUMAN.
THERE'S NOTHING TO LIKE ABOUT IT!!!

 

we sup on your tears

 

funny you should zzzzay that

beezzzz like zzzzalty liquidzzzzz too

even tearzzzzz

(don't click that if beezzzzz on a perzzzon'zzzz fazzzze frightenzzzz you)

(we mean it)

 

YOU SHOULD ALL TRY SUPPING ON SKELETONS' SMILES INSTEAD!!!

OUR SMILES ARE MAJESTIC AND OUR TEARS ARE EMBARRASSING ACCIDENTS WE DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF!

 

^ basically the plot of monsters inc.

 

*Faustite shrugs. She comprehends the basic principles of being honored to serve one's leaders, of performing difficult and important tasks, but there's some emotional dissonance between these jägers and herself.*

That all sounds wonderful, but maybe you could try being less defensive and argumentative about it? People who aren't one of you don't understand why it matters so much.

 

-growling- Or maybe hyu could try beink less deesrespectful ov other pipples looks und speeech, beetch.

 

-hefts his big ol' hammer with a spike on- Pipple who en't uz know iz goot to be skared ov uz!

EDIT: whoops, this is why i stay logged in to sub accounts. sorry. pretend this is Not Me. xP

 

*flatly* I don't see the point.

 

I VERY CAREFULLY AND SPECIFICALLY LOGGED IN TO LIKE THOSE POSTS,

AND THEN! UNLIKE THEM!

TO SHOW HOW MUCH I DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENTIRE ARC!

 

@Faustite gemsona
Hy dun see de point een HYU MAMMA!

 

Oooooooooooh.... you just got burned, @Faustite gemsona!

 

That's some commitment, dude.

 

*Faustite turns away from Mina to stare at Mirrors, baffled.*

What is my mamma?

 

No? -Mina is grinning, showing off a lot of sharp teeth- Iz hokeh sveethot, hy show hyu. -in an instant her teeth are clamped around faustites throat, ripping the gem out.-

 

Shit just got real.

 

@Cosmina Kastellan
Awwww, Miiiina! Hy vos gonna hexplain de hyu mamma jokes! End den heet her vit mine hammer a lot! Vy hyu alvays gotta end de fight fast?

 

-grins around a mouthful of gem, spits it on the ground- Hyu bet eet deed. Vant dot?

 

Becawze hy dun haf time to keeck effery insultink leedle sheet around for hyu to play vit. Get fester iffen hyu vanne fight.

 

*A brief, startled and frightened expression crosses the green face, as the gemless body flickers and disappears*