Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

"Slavers deserve their fate", but I'm confused... were we the distraction? But I thought he was talking to us there...

 

@IvyLB Romanceable, and my favorite DA II romance :333

 

@IvyLB YEP he's the one wix keeps mentioning ;)

@Zizoz The people who attacked us were after him, but he arranged for us to show up as a distraction so he didn't have to fight them all at once. Then he ripped out the heart of that guy, turned to us, and said "I apologize" - that's the part where he starts talking to us.

 

*NEVER LET'S GO OF THE PRETTY ELF BOY*
ON THE OTHER HAND PRETTY ELF GIRL MERRILL
ON THE THIRD HAND BEAUTIFUL PIRATE QUEEN ISABELA
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

>Slavers deserve their fate.





he's so cute,,,,
>What did you think was in it?



>_?

 

You could have asked.

 

BTW, as soon as Fenris's quest is done, we'll effectively have met every romance option. I believe, to vote for them, we should have a full-on cheesy CHOOSE UR BACHELOR/ETTE slideshow. I volunteer to do that. Please let me. I'll photoshop tacky roses and candles around everyone's face and everything

 

Wix. Yes. PLEASE.

 

But the "distraction" part is after that :o

 

i think he means 'when i asked for someone doing distractions (that's us!) i didn't expect there to be so many guards, so i'm apologizing for not having you warned'

 

@Zizoz yes, that's when Fenris explains to us that we were a distraction

 

But he says "they", which is what confused me.

*shrug*

Edit: Just saw Ivy's post -- that explains it!

 

This game is terrible. How are we supposed to choose!?! (Though I admit I prefer m!Hawke/Fenris because the fanart....hrfhf.)

Must investigate poly mods if I ever play it myself...

 

current feelings: a picture of a small child sitting on the floor crying because they can't hold three toys at once.

 

Only three? What about Anders? Tragic possessed cat lover not doing it for you anymore?

 

it's more the fact that i've literally seen toddlers throw tantrums over not being able to pick up a third toy with their hands full so its a very vivid image in my head :P
pretty sure i'm actually crying over ALL the toys not fitting in my arms. anders hurts my feels too. sad/angry pretty people, the most reliable way too my heart

 

Clearly the solution is all of them. I think Isabela would be happy with that arrangement too.

 

Picture this: Sparrow doing the He-Man pose w everyone clinging to her legs. Anders and Fenris are fighting over the same leg. Aveline is in the bg shaking her head, exasperated. Varric is writing furiously.

 

@Enzel If you're going to put that image in my head, you'd better help me learn to draw.

 

I am omw to work right now but I will totally draw it at the next opportunity!