Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

Will there be a Carver sulking about how he never gets this much attention?

 

Carver? Who's that?

(I kid)

 

I leave for half a day to panic about college GET INTO COLLEGE AAAAA and you guys come up with this brilliance ;)

 

Ok, we're back.
>You could have asked.






>Confront him?




>Lead the way.
I thought "lead the way" and not-picking-"You tricked me!" were necessary to get his quest, but that is, in retrospect, not correct. whoops.




Had we picked "Make it worth my while," Isabela would be pleased and Aveline angry, instead.

 

>To Hightown, to Hightown, to fight an evil mage

This one, lone dude attacks us on the way there. You are SORELY outmatched, dude.


Another solo dude?

.. no, never mind.

THREE WAVES of these fake guard assholes.


>Who is this man?




>_?

 

We should be careful

 

>We should be careful.
Hawke: He may have magical precautions. (the video skipped on this line :|)

We're made to switch Aveline out for Fenris. Which is too bad, because even though we are about to break into someone's house and murder them, she seemed to be in favor.


What a .. lovely house?

Smol and shouty

Shades shades shades shades!



Inexplicable poisonous gas, rage demons, Fenris repeatedly almost dying despite having twice as much health as Hawke...


Due to my roundabout hug-the-left-wall exploring, I haven't even seen the door this key unlocks yet.

Don't let this screenshot deceive you: Isabela totally failed to open a chest of Standard difficulty.
Come on, Isabela, your chest is better than Standard.

Here's the door! I'm sure nothing bad will happen when I open it.

AAAAAAAAAASee I'm not surprised.



I want to be a good friend to u in your time of sadness but I am distracted by how handsome you are

Great, I'm sure all my friends will appreciate the fashion appeal of the
"slaver lord's cowl"

 

dramatic pose

dramatic monologue

WHOOPS I, uh, was hoping you weren't more observant than the templars



>_?

 

>Survival

Love meeee :(

 

.... Nothing? or Survival
honestly, Fenris, it hought in this universe people are just kinda born mages? this is a bit mean :(

 

also his legs.
good legs

 

>Survival.



^Merrill

 

gosh i hope it isn't really all his coin, we don't need another elf living in terrible poverty >:U

 

Nooo he is pinging all my "must protect and feed hot cocoa" alarms just like I knew he would. Dammit.

 

Ah, I have screenshots from a long conversation with him, but I had to leave the house suddenly, so -- soon.

 

Finally I get to post these!
(By carriwitchet on tumblr)

 

oK there are perfectly legit reasons to carry around a magic staff that are not magic like...like...back scratching.

 

nnnnnononononono it's a polearm, remember?

#most definitely a polearm

 

omg so ableist staff is actually cane i'm feelign so opPRESS ED RIGHT WO??????1111ßß1ßß1??

eta: that was physically painful to write and i apologize

 

>Investigate
>Tell me about Danarius.


(flashback to Anders saying "I've never met a mage who wanted to rule anyone")
(silent relief that we didn't bring Anders)

>But you escaped.




... <3
>Why is Danarius after you?




> (Flirt as per agreement) That would be a shame.

Hawke... I don't think now is the time... or that is the way... to flirt!!


He awkwardly chuckle-coughs. It is adorable.

>Investigate
>What can you do?