shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* bro i'm pretty sure they are just
* skullking

 

Wasn't the skull king named Brook?

 

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING!

BAD PUNS TO COVER IT UP AND ALL!!!

BUT AT LEAST NONE OF THEM ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME TO WHERE I CAN'T HELP THEM!!!

 

(Stalker) I'm booooooooooooored.

 

Excellent.

 

(Stalker) -squints- You're a funny lookin' fae.

(Micah) Shh! Do you remember last time you pissed off the fair folk?

(Stalker) -deadpan- Quack.

 

I am a Pixie.

 

(Stalker) Pixies is fair folk. Usually the extra pinchy ones, which is why I'm staying in the body armor.

 

I have no interest in pinching you.

 

(Stalker) You're gonna have to forgive my lack of trust in anything with wings.

(Lonan) Oi! Dragon over here!

(Stalker) You're a fucken' Chiang-ku! You ain't got no wings!

(Lonan) Neither did the Silverbell what dosed your ass. Ooooooh!

-Angel closes the connection once they start brawling-

 

HUMAN, STOP ENCOURAGING THIS NONSENSE.

THE BONE ZONE IS CLOSED.

 

La "zone d'os" est ouverte si vous savez la bonne clé. J'en suis.

 

Boo.

 

So, when does open? Or is it closed permanently?

 

Il est ouvert à invités spéciaux.

 

I wasn't asking you, I was asking the skeleton.

 

@Vendeur Masquée JUST WHAT HAVE YOU AND MY BROTHER BEEN UP TO? AND DO I GET TO BE THE BEST MAN?

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY STANDARDS ARE VERY HIGH! AND THUS FAR NO ONE HAS MET THEM!

 

Okay, that's fair.

 

A skeleton key, perhaps?
The dictionary gives me "crochet de serrurier" as translation for that, but then the pun is lost.

 

Après je suis fait avec Monsieur sans dignité, il sera si plein de péché ne pourra jamais se marier avec lui.

Tu as essayé.