shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* i don't remember everything.
* but it's just enough.
* enough to know that i don't like you.

 

Ho reeeeellly? Not soch a nize harmless leetle flower after all are hyu?

 

Dat's vot dey said about dose leetle red berries. End dey vere luffly. Gaf de stew a nize leetle keek.

 

Der seedz vos crunchy.

 

What, little old me?
I'm not the one going around killing everyone in the Underworld as we speak!
I'm just catching up with an old friend, is all! ;)

 

Sure, it's the rave.
{You add a generous dash of whiskey to the coffee, and hand Cosmina the mug.}
Here ya go.

 

-sips the coffee- Ho diz IZ nice coffee, thenk hyu.

Iffen hyu iz so nize und harmless vhy iz eet a bad hydea for os to eet hyu?

 

-leans over to sniff at Flowey thoroughly- Schmells... peppery! Ooh, hy vould luff to try out de roots een a hotpot, mebbe- de leafs een a salad- mebbe de petalz mek a good dezzert eef hy git enuff sugar?

 

Wellll...
Let's just say I'm poisonous, okay?

Spoiler: ;)

Eating buttercups...
It's a really painful way to die.

 

-shrugs- Zo iz lotz ov der schtoff ve eet. -reaches for the flower-

 

[Gosh, I sure hope you like the ring of friendly white pellets that appear around the flower, shielding him from that grab attempt.]

Spoiler: :)

[Pellets that are definitely not energy weapons that'll drastically reduce your HP if you touch them.]

 

-jumps as if scalded when her hand touches on of the pellets, then sits down rather abruptly, shaking her head-
Nize flower mine lily-white arse! -glares at flowey-

 

the flower is NOT nice (◕__◕✿)

stay awayyyyy

(i can shoot lasers at it i have orbital nuclear bombardment capabilities i can V0lQRSBJVCBPRkYgVEhFIEZBQ0UgT0YgRVhJU1RFTkNFIExJS0UgVEhFIEFCT01JTkFUSU9OIElUIElTDQo=

 

You Okay There Dude You Kinda Keysmashed

 

just

don't LIKE
that flower

*glares suspiciously*

(it has been a not good night. but thank you for asking n.n)

 

From What Ive Gathered That Flower Is A Shitstain. So Yeah Im With You There, Man.

 

(＾＾)ｂ OK!

 

@H.I.C.S.S. Iron Hammer Hoy, hy´ve seen hyu here before. -shakes head-
@aurumIlluminatrix Et leest hyu haf sum goot sense suntimez keed.

 

:/
You guys really have it out for flora, huh?
I don't get it.
What did flowers ever do to most of you?

 

Hi there sort of troll-like person! (＝⌒▽⌒＝)

actually most flora and fauna are poisonous and anyway it's Fleet procedure to KILL A WORLD AND REPLACE IT WITH OUR OWN CREATIONS

um

i mean

...basically, yeah. but especially when they're BAD LIKE YOU.