shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Ecocide. Its Like Genocide Only For Entire Ecosystems.
Also Standard Empire Procedure.

 

Ha ha, wow.
>u>
You're calling me bad, when you're the one calling for killing everything.
Are you sure you're mad at the right person?

 

I don't CHOOSE killing everything

i might choose to kill you if you don't leave my friends alone, though

+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+凸(◕‿◕✿)+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

 

-laughs, still looks a bit shaky- Hy guess hy look like a troll vot got bleeched to hyu huh?

((Mina is a black and white jäger. her goggles are tinted green but otherwise -points at ava))

Letz see...dere vos der pipple eatink bananatrees lest year, und der heel vot tried to eet der master vunce... Und hyu izn´t hexectly endearink hyuself to me either.

 

you have four limbs and lots of teeth!

i have no limbs. still teeth though! also LASErS

 

Sum ov mine seeblings gotz lazers! Der vuns vot der master replaced deyr eyez.

 

EYE LASERS ARE THE COOLEST LASERS (◕ᴗ◕✿)

mine are just installed in strategic points along the hull. but i have lots!

 

I can't believe how stupid you people are.
I'm honestly not starting anything.
I just came by to say hi to my second favorite skeleton, and suddenly jagers and trolls and ships are talking about eating me.
You really need to work on that misdirected anger!
(He's one of the only two skeletons I know, but, it counts, right?)

 

Hy dunno vere @The Jaeger Mirrors gotz off too, bot ven he comez bek hyu should mek heem show hyu hees.

 

@Your best friend -bares her teeth and growls-

 

IS THIS REALLY THE LAST CONVERSATION I'LL HAVE WITH THE OTHER ME?

YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MINDS ABOUT THIS IDEA...

 

[Somehow throws a bone.]

Spoiler: :)

Made you look

 

IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SOMETHING, ASK FOR HELP! MAYBE READ. A GUIDE? THERE'S A LOT OF FANFICTION ABOUT THE BONE ZONE, I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND SOMETHING TO HELP YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

BECAUSE. I'D REALLY LIKE TO PROVE ZACHERIE WRONG!

(Pap, that, uh, doesn't sound like how to start spades with Norm)

WHY NOT? THAT ZACH GUY SOUNDS LIKE A JERK. AND NOT EVEN THE KIND YOU GRUDGINGLY RESPECT AND ACKNOWLEDGE HIS POINTS?

NORM SAID A FEW THINGS THAT MADE ME THINK, AND I WANT TO PROVE SOME OF HIS STUFF WRONG TOO! BUT. IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYTHING HE SAID WAS WRONG?

BUT THAT ZACHERIE... I FEEL AS IRRATIONALLY WARY OF HIM AS PEEOPLE HERE SEEM TO BE ABOUT FLOWEY! WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. FLOWERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!

 

So, you want me to read a guide or some fanfiction in order to figure out how to get in the bone zone? Really?

I'm Norm the Swinging Genie. I don't need a guide or some fic to get in there. There are fifty thousand or so years of dudes and dames that can attest to that. And to that, every time, I managed to do it without manipulating them. *laughs*

Actually becoming somebody's boyfriend, well, that's harder. But I can handle the Bone Zone in my sleep - though I wouldn't wanna sleep through it. *laughs*

And you know what would really prove him wrong? If we got in the Bone Zone without you doing it 'cause of him, in any way. I don't need him as my wingman, even like that.

(i think it worked surprisingly well, haha.)

 

Who vants to know about de eye lazerz?

(yeah the picture i used for his avi is before he got his screwed-up eye replaced with a laser-firing one so, uh, just imagine some kind of implant where his right eye ought to be. I haven't... haven't worked out what it looks like yet so anything you imagine is correct. >>)

 

I wanna know about them. *grins*

 

Ov cawze hyu do, eet's great! Lookit! -does a dramatic spin and sets the nearest flammable object, probably not a person, on fire with a wink of his eye-

 

Impressive. Seems like you've got pretty good control of it.

 

Shure hy do! -nearly sets Norm's hair on fire-

 

And I take that back.