shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-snatches for a bee to munch-

 

[the bee in question ztarez up with compound eyez, fuzzy and adorable]

[the zwarm zpiralz around, buzzing an argument with itzelf about what to do to prevent being eaten]

 

-sticks bee in mouth.-

((I suggest getting mina to talk real quick so the be can escape her mouth. being cute will not work))

 

[the beez refuze to read the narration for ideaz that deny the power of cutenezz]

[inztead, they arrive at an ill-conzidered conluzion: obviouzly they need to embark on a rezcue mizzion!]

Spoiler: beez on a perzon

 

-grabs some beez and munches. The stings heal annoyingly fast on her-

Nize, crunchy.

 

there are now too few beez in this thread

 

Enuff for dinner es vell!

 

You can't believe there'z actually rezultz for thiz Google Zearch.



((lizten, friend. let me give you zome advice. @bees? haz that question mark for a reazon.))

((there iz no limit to the beez))

 

-exits thread, pursued by a bee-

 

[the remaining beez dizmizz themzelvez back to their home plane]

[the land of zhit poztz and memez]

 

I guess so. As you can probably tell, military stuff is not my forte at all. *laughs*

 

(To the Jagers) Sooo you mentioned sparks? And that there were more than your master? Can you... tell me about them? Is the stuff they make always impossible? Or is there sometimes... barely possible stuff? Or technically possible stuff if you squint and tilt your head sideways?

 

Ho, yaz. Dey don´t alveys break der lawz ov nature, sumtimez dey only bend dem a leetle.
Der Masters are der oldest und schparkiest femely een europe. Dey haf protected Mechanicsburg effer seence dey built eet. Hyused to be dey vould go raidink, botz later on sum ov dem got morality und schtarted heroink eensted und ve vos verra bored for a vile.

 

...Holyshit Angel's a spark it explains everything.

 

[Angel] what

 

Hyu iz?

 

She's our mechanic/engineer. But she builds stuff all the time. She's always looking for cool scrap and her bitty robots don't break that many laws of nature (except the ones about concentrated cuteness) but when we need something slapped together at the last second she always manages it. It's not pretty, but it works. Even if she shouldn't have the parts. Or if the parts shouldn't do that. WE thought she was a weak psi-tech, or maybe knew a little techno-wizardry and just wasn't telling us but Stalker can't sense any magic and not a lot of psi.

But if she's a spark then it all makes sense!

 

[Angel] Static do we need to have a Talk about strangers again?

 

She soundz like a spark to me. Does she haf meenionz?