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BARK?

 

Not officially but she has a "do what I said or it gets the wrench again" glare that'll even make Stalker play nice.

 

[Angel] -Toriel level squint-

 

GET THAT DOG OUT OF HERE!!!

 

*GONGs up a muzzle and a crate for @An Annoying Dog*

 

[Is muzzled and caged.]

[Vibrates increasingly intensely, but it seems that genie magic is more powerful than Annoying Dog magic, at least outside of their home universe, and they're unable to glitch their way out of the crate.]

 

There you go, skeleton!

The dog's gone - well, in a crate but for intents and purposes, I think it might as well count as gone.

 

OH MY GOD?!? NORM, DID YOU ACTUALLY CAPTURE THE DOG?!? I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR SO LONG...

[Papyrus is so overcome with relief and joy that he bypasses his earlier hesitation and embraces Norm.]

 

*is shocked by the embrace but decides to lean into it, even though the skeleton feels, well, hard and bony*

*smirks, though his face is covered*

Yep, I sure did. With my magic, it's easy. The dog didn't know what hit it. And well, I figured if it was getting on your nerves, it really must be something. 'Cause, I mean, so far, I've got the impression that you love everything - and that dog was the first sign that you actually don't. *laughs* And I'm not gonna be one-upped by a dog. Ever.

 

[Nonsense, the skeleton is soft and cuddly and shaped like a friend. Made of bones.]



PSH! THERE'S NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF THAT DOG, HE'S JUST... A HOME INVADER AND THIEF! ALWAYS STEALING MY BONES AND HOME COOKING... NO REDEEMING FEATURES AT ALL. BUT YOU...!

[Papyrus pulls back enough to put one hand on his hip and to look at Norm's face.]

IF ANYTHING, THIS INCIDENT HAS PROVEN TO ME... THAT YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE PUSHING YOU TO USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD! ALL THAT ABILITY... JUST THINK OF THE DIFFERENCES YOU COULD MAKE IN EVERYONE'S LIVES!

[And that could actually be the basis of a spades relationship. Simultaneous respect and exasperation, the need to push and fight them into being more than they are...]

 

*smiles*

What, you weren't convinced of that by me bringing Wendy back to life? *laughs* I thought you were pretty impressed by that, honestly.

*bites his lip* *is torn between being flattered and a bit upset* Well... you are aware that I've been forced to use my powers for everyone else my entire life, yeah? And that I'm finally able to do whatever I want now? *sighs* Fifty thousand years and for the first time ever, I don't have to do anything for anyone else. I'm planning on savouring that, Pap - for a long time.

*deliberately avoids mentioning that he would help people if sev asked him to or simply to impress him, 'cause, well, sev is... sev and he's wonderful*

*which he figured counted as a selfish enough reason anyway not to be what papyrus was getting at*

(yep. :D papyrus would push norm to be good, and norm would push papyrus to see shades of gray, that sometimes people have to die, that type of thing.)

 

*opens bottle of champagne*
I hereby declare you troll hate-married. You may now kiss the skeleton.

 

That bottle of champagne is 600 credits by the way.

 

*kisses @THE GREAT PAPYRUS*

You can keep the champagne, Masky. Just... please, don't let Sans have it. I think he's drunk enough already. *laughs*

 

Sans is what...?
I shall... change my plas for the evening.

 

Uh... are you implying what I think you're implying?

That's messed up, man, you know that, right? Taking advantage of him like that?

 

Uh-oooh, somebody's in trou~ble!

 

I have a feeling that you think he's in a different kind of trouble than I do.

 

Mon Dieu, dear genie, i was meaning to imply that i'd intervene and save him from his own bad decisions. I may not be the most law abiding citizen but i have at least a crumb of class and decency left.

 

You sure about that?

I don't exactly trust you, honestly...