shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I AM NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY ORGANIC, AND I KNOW WE ARE IN A VIDEOGAME. CLEARLY SOMEONE AS FABULOUS AS ME CAN ONLY COME FROM PROGRAMMING.

 

* well i mean
* usually people don't really notice it.
* but it's true.

 

Ho dear. Hy ken try vit der organic pipple but hy reelly haf no hydea how to treet schkeletons und klenkz for poisonink.

 

Oy Sans while you're here --

catch!

{You lob a huge white dog plushie at Sans.}

 

* what the
(he neatly sidesteps the dog plushie's trajectory)
* why're you throwing dogs at me
* that's some weird magic, kiddo.

 

It's a plushie, come on, knot rocket science! Because you always look like your lusus liked your other hatchmate way more thna you.

Authentic barkbeast fur, too.

 

-Ill concealed laughter-

 

[Boyd] -crouches down so he's not Looming Ominously over Oneira- Got any more of those?

(He's a german shepherd dogboy, which is pretty much a non-cartoony furry in spiky black body armor.)

 

* wow that's rude
* gaster was a great dad!
* ...
* where the hell did that come from?
* why did i suddenly remember that?

 

-tilts head-
Hyu trollz haf Dogz fer parentz? How does Dot vork?

 

@The Behemoth Crew I've got a whole pack of those. {You whistle. Huskiemom arrives, with Granit, Mangan, Abwind, and Südost in tow. Five big Huskies, with Huskiemom being the whitest and biggest of them.}

@Cosmina Kastellan Knot only dogs. Lusii, that's plural for Lusus Naturae, come in all sortsa shapes and blood colours, and they pick their charges based on that colour. So my Huskiemom has the same colour as me, savvy? The others are regular snowy barkbeasts. Splodes was raised by a huge Merwolfmom, and Lo was raised by a Jellyfishswarm. Cholerbears are common among the teals, all Actual Jadebloods are raised by Virgin Mothergrubs, and Pupa Pan's lusus is a Tinkerbull.

(note: "Lusus Naturae", latin for "freak of nature")

 

[Boyd] -literally barks a laugh- I meant another stuffed one for me to make off with. I don't think you'd appreciate if I dognapped one of your pack. -he pets them anyway, then goes down on all fours to play- Working for the Coalition was balls but I do miss my old pack.

 

Ho, iz like adopted, hy see. -keeps her eyes on the dogpack but doesn´t approach.-

 

. . .

I KNOW WE SHOULDN'T FEED THE ANNOYING DOG TO THE SCARY UNICORN MONSTER.

BUT... IT WOULD MAKE ALMOST EVERYONE HAPPY...?

 

I'm game for it. *smirks*

Maybe it'll annoy the scary unicorn monster's stomach. I'd like that.

 

[Sideglance]

SHOULD I BE JEALOUS OF THE UNICORN NOW?

 

[muffled dogsong playing in the distance]

 

*laughs* Touché.

And no, boning the death metal unicorn seems like it'd be rather... unpleasant.

 

(Ok but seriously that might be my favorite song off the entire sound track. Don't get me wrong, the whole OST bleeds awesome. But something about the fucking dogsong and the way it takes itself with a negative percent of seriousness always makes me grin like a doof.)

 

CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, @sans. !! YOU'VE OUTDONE UNDYNE IN INSPIRING THE WORST CONVERSATION I'VE EVER BEEN PARTY TO. THANKS A LOT!!!