shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Coffee is my moirail, alcohol my auspistice
No wonder Pyxis called the mixture "The Quadrantblurrer"

 

Aspeec? Izn´t dot sum kind ov jelly?

 

Cosmina I vaguely remember giving you the quadrant talk some time back, are you telling me you didn't pay attention to my schoolfeeding?

 

Hoy, hy like hyu bot Sarge iz der only vun vot ken esk me to remember lessons vhen hy iz hungover hokeh?

 

@Your best friend @Flowey

The writer would like me to offer you a hearty "fuck you" and a vat of herbicide. It also says "Fuck! Shit! Fuck! Goddamn! Stop it it with the fucking vines already."

I'm enjoying the show too much to bother with the weed spray, but I will pass on the message.

 

* <3

 

...

WHAT'S POTENTIALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN DEADLY AND WHY IS SANS' PLAYER SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN???

I DON'T SANS TO GET TRAPPED IN THE VOID.

IF I FORGOT HIM TOO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO...

 

* the human wants me to pass you a hug because they are sorry.
* also that they have no plans of losing me they say but
* and i quote
* "weird shit happens"

 

The Judge flops down on whatever patch is warmest.

"When I took residence with this human, I thought I could convey to them the skills of subterfuge and the arts of being a cat that they were so obviously and grievously lacking. But alas, it appears their cerebral matter is quite incapable of catching up. It is times like these in which I look contentedly upon the fact that I am in possession of nine lives, and as such might even see my ceaseless endeavours bear fruit."

 

* You have no idea how much I want to join the scene right here.
* NO.
* IDEA.

 

-sniffs the Judge- ???

 

* i'm tryin to do this befriendin the human thing pap is so good at.
* but if you feel like it please

 

* I haven't actually gotten the go-ahead from the DM, Sans!
* And besides.
* Do you REALLY want me to run into a human...
* When I'm freshly taken from seeing the murderer traveling through Waterfall?
* BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME!!

 

"Ah, another of our most noble people. But as much as I am overjoyed at not being utterly deserted, I will not surrender my warm spot."

 

I LIKE THAT MOTTO!!!
CATS SEEM LIKE WAY BETTER COMPANY THAN DOGS.

 

"Indeed we are. Dogs underlie the most unfortunate and most incorrect assumption that humans, or rather, anyone who feeds and grooms them, is a benevolent, greater entity they ought to obey. We cats know that those deeds are, in fact, acts of worship."

 

-flops down next to the Judge, curling around him to take up as much of the leftover sunlight without displacing him- -her yawn is suspiciously similar to a smile-

 

* wait who's a murderer?

 

UHHH...

NO, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS THINKING? MY EXPERIENCE WITH DOGS IS THAT THEY TAKE YOUR FOOD AND BONES NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT THEM TO STOP.

...WAS HE A CAT ALL THIS TIME???

 

* You don't know?
* Your own brother, and...
* . . .
* I can't fucking BELIEVE this.
* Where the hell were you when the human killed your brother, Sans?!