shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* my human is laughing.
* why is my human laughing?

 

-whispers an explanation to Sans in the most deadpan, clinical language. They're probably reading from an online dictionary-

 

(sans face doesn't change a iota. he just stares.)

 

-between whoops of laughter- Do. Ve. Haf. To. haf a. lesson. On der. Burdz. Und. Bwahahah. Veazelz?

 

* that's not even
* that's
* Papyrus?!

 

-is trying very hard to stifle her laughter at Sans's face. She's failing-

Logistical issues -SNERK- aside, I don't think that's the nature of our relationship.

 

{You join the laughter, and raise your tankard. Cheers!}

 

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
...
THAT IS. UH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON?

 

* the computer kid said this was how little monsters were made

 

That's one innocent way to phrase it.

{You're still shaking with laughter.}

 

Among other things! (They probably went into more depth than that, but... practically Ikea erotica because they were reading definitions without engaging with the material. -cough-)

 

Kind ov meesleadink if hyu tink about eet. Most ov der time no keeds heppen et all. Unless sumvun forgotz her tee.

 

[Sorry, your friendly local skeleton has blue-screened. Please hold.]

[Please hold.]

[Please hold...]

[Rebooting.]

SANS... DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I AM TRYING TO MAKE A BABY WITH THE GENIE?

HE IS NOT EVEN A MONSTER, I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD WORK!!!

SO, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING AN UNCLE ANY TIME SOON...

 

* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(this breaks the skeleton)

 

Look at those two, behaving like 6 sweeps olds who just found out what a bucket is for. 13 earth years. whatever.

 

-finally breaks, falls over laughing- Ooof, shit. At least he forgot the original implication was he and I.

 

Hexcept hyu chust reminded heem sveethot! -has a fresh fit of laughter-

 

I really don't want to ask a kid how their reproductive system involves buckets, but I'm sure as fuck not asking Sunshine.

 

Hopefully he's still bluescreened. -still laughing- I'm taking advantage of the downtime!

 

{You waggle your eyebrows.}