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Alternian Law Actually Dictates Contributing To The Reproductive Effort In Both Flushed And Calliginous Quadrants, So I Dont Know How This Logic Would Work Exactly.
Besides The Skeleton Would Be A Terrible Lusus.

 

Well, thank god we're not on Alternia, then. *sighs* Me and the skeleton can bone without having to have kids from it.

And hey, kid, about that last part, how about you not try to take my role here? I'm the one in his spades quadrant, you know..

 

Objective Observations Are Not Spades Flirting. I Dont Do Spades Flirting.

 

So, you're not stepping in my territory?

Good.

 

@Norm the Genie Hyu end de valkink skellyton iz zo cute!

 

Two Words: Ew And No.

 

Cute... uh, thanks.

Er, AI, are spades supposed to be cute?

@aurumIlluminatrix Thank god!

 

Why The Fuck Are You Asking Me That? Are You Too Pan Dead To Watch A Fucking Romance?

 

Hy chust luff to see pipple who iz vell-matched een de arguink! Eef vun perzon iz vorse eet iz chust sad. End borink.

 

Why the fuck are you asking me that? Are you too pan dead to realize I'm not from Alternia?

 

WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY IS YES SPADES CAN BE CUTE, IT'S JUST MORE OF AN "AW LOOK SHE RUINED HER ROSE BUSHES BY SETTING OFF A SCARED BURROWRABBIT IN HER KISMESIS BACKYARD" THAN "HOW CUTE HE BROUGHT HIM HIS FAVORITE TREAT."
AND YOU DO KNOW FORD HAS MY MEDIATHEK BY NOW. YOU SAY THE WORD WE MARATHON GAME OF THRONES.

 

*grins* Hey, don't worry, I'm not offended. Just... not entirely sure I've got the troll concept of quadrants down, that's all. Though from the sound of it, I'm doing pretty well.

 

Ah... I get that now. And according to Mirrors, it does seem like the former more than the latter.

Games of Thrones? Wait... they have a show named that in my dimension too.

 

Deez quadrent tings iz verra kompleecated. Hy likes mine seestem better.

 

@The Jaeger Mirrors *smirks* Is it "have a lot of sex, with a lot of people and don't commit to anything"?

'Cause, well, that is a fun system.

 

@Norm the Genie
Hy iz commeeted to mine boyfriend! Bot yez. Dat iz moztly eet.

 

@swirlingflight

you shouldn't have to worry about that. this is kintsugi and i think pretty much the entire site (including the mods, who actually can shut down threads) can see that kind of bullshit for it is.

and there's a nsfw roleplay here. a closed one, i think, and i don't know if "nsfw" means "sexy" in that case 'cause i haven't read it, but it probably does. there are also nsfw art and nsfw writing threads in top secret, which while not the same thing as rp, does indicate that the accusation of being a Sex Kinkster wouldn't carry much weight on this site.

but if you wanna be sure, you could ask about in that's so meta.

 

You... have a boyfriend? *confused* I don't think you've mentioned him before.

 

Hy haffn't? Hy donno vy not! He iz verra teeny end zo cute end goot et schneaky- vell, better den me... end hy ken carry heem around on mine shoulders ven ve go adventurink! End he iz zo goot et schnugglink.

(@albedo Mirrors loves his Iancu. xP)

 

@swirlingflight @this is not a subaccount i also think the boat trolls have sex in public on kintsugi, and they are the characters of most of the mods, so yeah... i highly doubt the mods will shut down any threads 'cause of Sex Kinksters. like, people might try reporting threads or complaining about it (though that is unlikely) but that bs probably won't fly with the mods, not matter how hard anyone tries to push it.