shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* heh
* bone

 

You nod. Small talk isn't really your strong suit.
Strike that. Talking isn't really your strong suit.
Being a video game protagonist is hard and nobody understands.

 

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THIS.

DO I NEED TO GET OUT THE LIGHTSABER PICTURE AGAIN?

 

Is the pun all you took from that?

I see why Pap gets so infuriated with you sometimes.

Really bad weather, yeah. And bad feelings.

 

* please pap
* i'm just trying to be humerus

 

[Act]
* Joke
You ask Sans to stop, because you can't handle any femur puns.

 

-noofs the strange child-

 

-is noofed-

 

-sniffs, sneezes, and sniffs again- ???

 

* tibia honest they are kinda bad

 

[Act]
* Stick
You offer a stick to play fetch with, or maybe just chew?

 

-takes the stick, looking completely baffled. Do they think she's a dog?-

-offers it to Papyrus. Maybe he knows why she was given a stick?-

 

[Act]
* Joke
You insist that you really don't have the heart to listen to these.

 

* sometimes you've gotta just really hammer on it kid
* anvil i learn?

 

[Papyrus frowns down at the stick.]

Are you offering this to me? You're supposed to throw them, not just hand them over.

 

-drops the stick and looks pointedly at her paws, which lack thumbs for throwing-

-gives up on making sense of the stick and returns to the kid, petting herself by rubbing up against them. It's... maybe effective? Considering she's damn near the same height-

 

@Jamethiel Knorth PLEASE DO NOT MURDER ANYONE ON MY BEHALF! LOOK HOW MISERABLE IT MADE SANS.

 

Fuckin' skeles are no fun. Sans won't let me murder for him either.

 

And please don't kill me. *sighs* I've backed off, okay? He doesn't want me and I've accepted that.

 

-'gently' swats Norm... with a 2x4- Stop getting mope all over everything.