shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Alright. Bees it is. Which I don't wanna fuck, for the record. 'Cause bee stings hurt. And beestiality is wrong.

 

[Lyra] <I'm sorry>

 

I am the nerdlord. It is I.

 

And apparently I am the hornylord. It is I. *sighs* Dammit.

 

[Lyra] <He talks about sex even when he's complaining about talking about sex>

-writes another sign for Norm- DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER HOBBIES?

 

Well, yes. I like travelling, watching baseball games, long walks on the beach, I Dream of Jeannie, being free, not getting stung by bees... tons of things.

 

Beekeeping 101

we're helping!

 

[Lyra] CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THEM INSTEAD?

 

No.

If somebody actually manages to engage me in a conversation about them, yeah.

 

[Lyra] SO YOU CAN ONLY SELF-INITIATE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SEX? THAT'S SAD

 

Only if the question is, "What's one of the two things Ford Pines asked for for Hanukkah during his junior year in college that his parents absolutely refused to buy him?"

I got the Enterprise several years ago.

 

Well, no. It just keeps on being what's relevant. The Tango hasn't been invaded by rampaging baseball players yet. And "go to Hawaii" hasn't been a quest. Neither has "describe how the genies in I Dream of Jeannie differ from real life." Whereas, my libido, it just don't stop.

That was not the question.

 

[Lyra] YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A PROFESSIONAL ABOUT THAT.

 

*leers* How about Sev?

(i just couldn't resist, haha.)

 

I can't pick a good subaccount to ask this with, so fuck it.

Norm's a genie. He can grant wishes. He can, presumably, grant his own wishes. And wishes that don't infringe on other peoples' free will are pretty okay.

So what would stop him from wishing himself to a non-painful level of libido, besides thinking of doing so in the first place?

 

Well, maybe I just don't wanna. My libido might hurt but it's mine and I'm not messing with it.

 

What would stop him from wishing that he could meet someone who would naturally be wildly attracted to him and want to have a lot of sex with him?

 

*points at @swirlingflight's post*
Other people's free will, maybe?

(fun fact: norm actually did that by accident in another rp i played him in, years ago. he was creating a clone of a magical genius character to keep them safe from a demon from his own lamp and well, he got his own id mixed in too much with said clone. thus... that wish. and i shipped it so much.)

 

I'm pretty sure that if I had been given a wish at the age of 18 I would have wished... okay, honestly I would've wished that my brother didn't break my science fair project.

 

How does it violate anyone's free will if you ask to meet someone who would naturally be attracted to you?