shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Sorry but Ford beat the dorito demon so it's an objective fact that he could also trounce you guys. I mean, Bill messed with the fabric of reality itself.

My hat is better! Now that would be a pissing contest!

 

-huffs- No peesink contests bout de Masters, bot vot about hatz?

 

See, de geenee gotz de hydea!

 

Ford is not my master. And if he ever even tries to be...

 

Hyu ken fight all hyu van´t about hyu hatz, chust leaf der poleeteecal sheet out ov eet. Der Meestress vould keel os eef ve schtarted a var.

@Norm the Genie Hy tink Mirros ment our masterz. Not enny hyu haf or haffent got.

 

-exaggerated sigh- Ja, hyu iz right, @Cosmina Kastellan. No more schtartink vars. Bot! Et least hy schtill haff de best hat. -pats it smugly-

(it's meant to be a tricorn, but tricorns are hard to draw)

 

He better've meant that. 'Cause Ford's not my master and I wouldn't want anyone to be my master.

 

Ja, @Norm the Genie, dat iz vot hy meant. Hy iz schtill game for ponchink whoeffer put hyu een a lemp, tho!

 

*grins* Yeah, I should've guessed that.

 

DON'T enter me into a pissing contest that I didn't volunteer for! I appreciate your faith in me, but I had lots of help putting Bill back into the box and I have no intention of antagonizing new and interesting people when I could be drawing them and writing down their lore!

 

I think they mean Master Artificer, which I am, not a master of slaves.

 

...Eez hyu a Spark, or a normal arteeficer?

 

Also, I have no desire to imprison anyone or to be legally responsible for you.

 

Thank God.

 

What do you call someone who can't resist the temptation to build things just because he thinks they will be amazing, whether or not anyone with common sense would think it was a good idea, before he knows for sure what they actually do, and in one case, without regard for the dubious nature of his collaborators? Because that's what this brainiac does.

 

...A Spark! -nods enthusiastically-

 

He makes it sound so terrible.

 

Hyep, defeeneetly a schpark. @the author speaks Thenk hyu, hy reelly deed not vant to haf to report dot Mirrors schtarted a var.

 

...Hyu iz DEFINITELY a spark.

 

That's because one of your toys almost broke the multiverse, and I happen to know you have another little science project in the basement that you can't properly explain that somebody tried to copy and almost drowned the city!