shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Dot iz op to hyu sveethot. -Grins. It is not a friendly expression by a long shot.- Only eef hyu eentend to eensult me again. Eeef hyu do mebbe dees time hy tek mine time, do der job properly. Rip hyu to leetle peices vile hyu scream. Do ve haf en understendink?

 

[To snark or not to snark. The conflict began with her inability to, literally, have an understanding of the jagers' words. Placating the angry warrior by answering affirmatively had clear short-term benefits, but what later complications might arise from the lie? If, somehow, they entered a situation in which rapid communication was necessary for her goals...]

[Pause. Rewind. Reconsider. The conflict began with communication errors, but did not escalate to violence until, as the jager has just clarified, insult was given. They value their forms. It's likely comparable to asking a high-ranking gem to deliberately change their form against their respected Diamond's wishes.]

[Therefore: offer placating compromise.]

I do not guarantee I will accurately understand all your spoken words, but I am prepared to not suggest any revisions to your forms, or offer insult to you--or your sparks--again. Would that be amenable?

 

-There is a pause while Mina considers this, looking for signs of insincerity-
Verry vell. Chust for der record, effen eef ve vanted to chenge, we ken´t. Hyu get vun chenge, ven hyu bekom jäger. Dotz eet.

 

And still not full enough for me to get any gushing or cuddling.

Also, before you object, we're spades and - @freshetWeaver, @eyefishSoup, am I right about this? - I don't think kismesis cuddle and they definitely don't gush.

I'm game for figuring that out with you. *smirks*

 

SPADES CUDDLES CAN BE A THING AFTER PAILING THEY ARE CHARACTERIZED BY POKING YOUR ELBOW IN YOUR KISMESIS' RIBS AS HARD AS POSSIBLE SO THEY WON'T FALL ASLEEP LIKE A DUMBBUTT

 

Well, I don't think we've done that yet, so no cuddles for me, I guess?

 

TO BE QUITE FRANK, I'M NOT SURE IT'S POSSIBLE FOR ME TO CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE SQUISHY OR FLESHY WITHOUT POKING AT LEAST A COUPLE OF BONES AT THEM.

 

@Norm the Genie Hyu could chust esk sumvun hyu iz friendz vit for cuddlink? Hy meen, Jägerkin hyusually chust flop offer eech odder or haf a leetle brawl furst, bot sex iz not required.

 

Yep. You probably can't. Same goes for boning, I figure - and I'm not just talking about your dick, if you have one. *laughs*

@Cosmina Kastellan Well, I'd be doing spades wrong if I cuddled Pap and I think that kinda depends on me having friends in the first place. Which I honestly don't... know if I have. And I don't think any of the ones I might have would wanna cuddle me. I honestly don't know what to call Mirrors, by the way, considering that we both have a lot of sex with each other and aren't dating. A fuckbuddy, maybe? *sighs* I dunno.

 

A SKELETON NEVER KISSES AND TELLS.

 

A genie has no objection to you kissing and telling.

 

Vell from knowink @The Jaeger Mirrors, he vouldn´t fock hyu eef he deedn´t like hyu, und hy´m sure he vould be heppy to chust cuddle.

 

*smiles softly* Yeah? He would?

I'd like that.

 

SNUGS FOR EVERYONE.

 

@OP 13 Awww!

Hy´m preddy shore he vould.

 

*grins* Thanks. Thanks so much! You guys are awesome.

 

Or a natural 1.
Critical rolls aren't safe!
...What else does that thing do?

 

Can it DESTROY THE WORLD?

 

You know.... probably?
With enough critical fails,
shit can get blown up.

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

GIVE ME THE DIE @the author speaks!!!!