shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

DON'T give him the stick.

 

[Item]
* Stick
You poke the shouty guy with your stick. Since when was the stick an 11 foot pole?

 

DON'T POKE ME! AND GIVE ME YOUR STICK!

 

Lonan wouldn't stop quoting it for a month when we found it.

 

I WILL DESTROY 05 G.I JOE!!!!

 

[Act]
* Check | * Don't give him the stick. | * Give him the stick. | * Flirt

. . .

* Give him the stick.
You offer the stick to the shouty guy with plans of planetary destruction. What could possibly go rong?

 

YEEEEEEESSSSS! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

NOW PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR WORLD DESTROYED BY THE STICK AND THE DIE AND ME, BURT!!!

 

C-cc-coffee? Real coffee?
*sighs*
Der last time Hy tried to get coffee... vell, it vas a verry bad plan.

Hy tink a grey keed iznt going to run avay screamink und come back vit a mob like a hyuman keed, yah?

 

Nope! Honestly they're a little scary. (That's not bad though! I'm used to scary.)

 

Scary iz goot.

 

[Stalker] -digs out his old CS helmet so he can tip it like a hat-

(It's a full head helmet, but it IS covered in spikes and has a skull motif like all Coalition armor-

 

Nize hat!

 

[Stalker] Why thank you! I've got an official Deadboy helmet too, but... ah...

[Angel] He took it off with the head still inside, the fucking brute.

[Stalker] -shrugs, looks at Maxim with an expression of 'well, what can you do?'-

 

*looks baffled at Angel's reaction*
Vell, yah, der best vay to get a hat iz off der head of a vorthy enemy.

 

[Angel] I'd hardly call any deadhead worthy.

[Stalker] Hey, I've got a collection going!

[Angel] The problem was we needed a head- preferably intact- to get past the retinal scan for security. Instead he decides to dick around tearing it off with the helmet while everyone else is praying we hadn't tripped a silent alarm and I'm back in the Behemoth making sure we don't take a transport up the ass. And then once he managed to get the scan he had to go and wave the severed head-in-a-helmet in front of the camera.

[Stalker] I was lowering morale. And it worked. Also it was too much effort to get the head out. Probably still in there.

[Angel] That explains the ungodly stench coming from your bunk.

[Stalker] Nah, that's-

[Angel] -hands over ears- LALALALALALA.

 

First Bill. Then the Condesce. Now "Homeworld" and the goddamn Diamonds.

Am I EVER going to run out of genocidal fuckwits that have to be removed from power for the safety of the multiverse?

 

We don't know. It has infinity sides and they all do something different.

 

Have you considered not being a revolutionary, Poindexter?

 

Amethyst? Like our Amethyst, with the whip? *thinks* You look a bit like my friend Pearl.

You aren't born Jagers? That's fascinating. Do tell me more?

*raises an eyebrow* Do I need to have a talk with Dipper?

I've already given it to my best gaming buddy. Sorry. (Not.)

I think he's talking about one of our fosterlings. She makes excellent coffee.

I am not a revolutionary. I am practicing tikkun olam. I broke a lot of things and now there are a lot of things that I need to clean up.

 

I knew nothing good was ever going to come of all that time you spent in Hebrew school.