shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Any idea how I could unroll this critical failure, though, Haiku Girl?

 

But she's miserable! Look at her!

 

Fuck all do I know!
She's a stressed frightened kid.
And you're a monster.

Or, that's what she thinks.
An adult who'd kill a kid,
like all the others...

At this in-game time,
I doubt there is anything...
Unless magic works.

You could say sorry,
and whip her up some sound-proof
earmuffs to help her?

 

Ugh, yeah, good point. It is really shitty of me, wanting to kill a kid like that, even if the kid's not her. *sighs*

And I did say sorry. Didn't think of the earmuffs, though.

 

Just saying sorry?
That's some placating bullshit.
It's easy to say.

Better question is,
can you really make amends?
Show you mean her well?

 

*deep breath* Well, I can sure try.

 

[THUMBS UP]

 

That's very interesting. About what percentage of people survive?

 

I do. People who don't understand get the wrong idea.

 

Vun een ten. Und mebbe two or tree vell...iz kinder to keel dem yaz?

 

Ah. Not a rebel shouting against everything that we stand for. Rather, you are critical of the present workings of our system, as you look at it through the perspective of some... idealistic expectation. "Miserable." What do you mean by that?

...

But I do admit that the Pearl does appear ill-suited to her position, given the conflict between her owner's temperament and hers.

 

Slightly rearranged, this is pretty fucking perfect.

 

I mean that she's very unhappy, I'd think that's obvious. What exactly do you think the Diamond Authority stands for? I've only seen what it stands against.

 

Hy deedn't lose it! Iz not like Hy go around losink tings! (Nobody mention dot Hy found der Heterodyne und den she got lost again.) Hy had a plan! Der vould be coffee!

Iz just that der village coffeeshop deednt follow der plan.

*looks around*
Vat happent to der preety purple gurl? *threateningly* Deed Hy see zomeone mek her cry und run avay?

 

-chin on hand, longing sigh- You don't want to know who I'd kill to consistently be "the pretty purple girl."

 

(He can't possibly mean a lowly Pearl like you! No one cares about Pearls...)
U-um if you mean me, my Mistress has dragged me off to a Commissioning Event! I'm getting ready to dance with the other Pearls. It will be a lot of fun! A-and lots of things make me cry, because, as the Mistress say I-i'm a whiny pebble. It's o-okay. I-i'm okay!

 

Strange definition of okay you got there.

I might be going to that party. I received an invitation, though I'm sure it wasn't intended for me specifically.

Do you really enjoy those dances? Fusion ought to be something you do either because you need to do it or because you want to do it. Not something you do because somebody who doesn't care how you feel makes you do it so everyone else can enjoy watching.

 

(Lavender blushes)
U-um yes, Ma'am i really do look forward to the fusion! I-it's my first dance, but... From what I've heard and having talked a bit to the others...
Well, I greatly ejoy dancing for sure! S-so it should be fun!

 

Okay! Well maybe I'll keep my eyes on you then, since I at least know you want to do it, and otherwise I won't know where to look.

I wish you didn't call me Ma'am. There was a time in my life when I took and gave orders, but those days are long gone and good riddance.

If you ever decide you do want to be stolen, just give me a sign!

 

Obviously. [Eyeroll.] But with what is she unhappy, and how are you certain of your conclusions? Let alone, how is her emotional status relevant to anything...?

The Diamond Authority stands for order. Our order.