shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I thought I crated you. *frowns* How did you get out?

 

YOU???
LEAVE MY BONES ALONE!!!

 

[Muffled bark in the distance]

[This wasn't the dog you were looking for.]

 

There are two of them? *frustratedly throws his hands up in the air* Seriously?

 

who is this imposter dog

 

AUGH?!?

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!!

IF THERE WERE TWO OF THEM ALL ALONG, THEN NO WONDER TRYING TO SHOO ONE AWAY NEVER SAVED MY BONES.

THEY WERE JUST THE DECOY FOR THE OTHER TO SWOOP IN!!!

 

HE'S FIGURED IT OUT #1

 

but the real challenge lies in trying to differentiate us

 

[Muffled bark. Sighing bark.]

[If only genie magic wasn't more powerful than annoying dog magic.]

 

How exactly DO you crate an Annoying Dog?

 

well, with genie magic I guess

 

WITH TRICKERY!!!

TRICKERY I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN BECAUSE, THEN, YOU MIGHT TRY TO FREE THE OTHER DOG???

BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

-Lets @An Annoying Dog loose because he's an asshole-

 

Who's an asshole? You or the dog?

 

Seriously, Mister?

You're pretty but I trapped that dog for Pap, and well, I don't like seeing my work undone. Even though I can redo it pretty quickly and easily.

 

As I thought. She might not have any formal allegiance to any traitorous groups, but her ideals and beliefs are far more closely aligned with yours.

...But it's curious. An unexpected number of pearls are emulating your infamous behavior, and if rumor is true, an entire group has recently renounced their gems and escaped. Pearls who never met before, but shared a common impulse that they acted on with fusion.

...It seems there is some kind of divisiveness and pressure building. I'll need to observe further.

 

[Throws his arms up in the air]

IF THERE'S TWO OF THEM, THERE'S NO POINT IN CAPTURING JUST ONE OF THEM!!!

MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A SAFE PLACE TO KEEP MY STUFF INSTEAD.

 

BARK!!!
(I'm free! The long awaited day has finally arrived. Thank you, kind stranger! Your generosity knows no bounds. I must pay you back!)

@Blood of the Star
* You receive one Dog Residue.

 

you could also use...you know...that shed you're probably not using for human storage anymore...
and if not well it looks pretty comfy

 

Well, us Crystal Gems couldn't have been the only ones dissatisfied with Homeworld, so I'm not surprised more are rebelling.

But a rebellious Pearl fusion is a new thing.