shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* Did somebody mention the piano room?
* I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a great puzzle!!
* But...
* Not many people seem to bother??
* You might be in for a long wait, if you hang around there.

 

I suppose I should apologize to @sans. but...

Well, you were warned about me from the start.

 

1) Congratulations on making the 100th page of this thread!
2) Well, that's part of it. I'm trying to go to where the dog haters won't go. Plus, it'll make it so much more worth it when the adventurers come in.

 

* it's okay
* i'm not mad or anythin
* just...
* i wanted to take you with me.

 

YOU CAN TRY TO FIND HER AGAIN LATER!

WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.

AND NOT BEING SO SAD AND DUMB ABOUT EVERYTHING.

 

You know that wouldn't work. Besides, someone should stay behind to pacify Zacharie.

 

(Sad Skeleton face)
* i'll miss you, pale.
* getting drunk with Pap is just not the same.

 

You know where to find me, Sans.

 

* yeah.
* don't let zach kill you
* <>

 

Who is Zach? And how are your shortcuts faster than my warping?

 

I'd like to see him try. <>

 

This is so touching.
Right here in my blood pump, see?
I cry for you 'rails.

And if she DOES die...
are you gonna avenge her?
Revenge cycle get?

 

Weird guy in a mask.
He offers to sell you stuff,
only at a price.

I THINK he's human...?
I haven't seen his face yet.
Maybe no one knows.

 

* i'll be sorely tempted.
* but i do't kill lightly.

 

Don't dirty your hands for me, Sans. One less killer in the world if I go down. I've deserved death for a long time, I'm just too stubborn to stay down.

I wanted it, one day, if no one else could, for it to be Zedra. But the bitch went and died first.

 

Oh, one of those sorts.
Well, there's revenge... and revenge.
Death's only one way. (;(c

 

I'm still curious about how you can walk faster than teleportation.

 

I'm still curious,
why did you absorb the orb?
I wanted that thing.

It was so shiny,
and red, and heretical.
Could you give it back...?

 

* now i'm drunk
* and the human is making distressed noises
* great.

 

I ate the orb FOR SCIENCE
and also to piss you off, it doesn't actually do anything