shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Uh, I guess that could be me?

 

Vy doze dot meen dey ken valk tru vallz?

 

Not through walls... windows!
If powers are based on puns,
and they're "made of breath..."

 

*blinks (and it takes a lot to surprise him)*
I'd ask if you'd seen any of my in-laws lately, but as you're not totally insane that's not very likely.

 

I believe that you are an honest skeleton and that you would be a great companion.

 

Vot der dumboozle iz dot supposed to meen?

 

What the 'dumboozle'
is that word supposed to mean?
We're both confused! Yay!!!

But the pun I made...
Imagine they turn to air,
and fly through the bars.

Easy escape, right?
If someone is Maid of breath,
then they're made of it!

 

Dumbooze eez a swearvord. Und dotz eempossible! Effen schparkz kent turn eento air!

 

That pun was funny, it hurts like a lightsaber

 

Weaponizing puns...
Now that's a new idea. Hmm.
How bad does it hurt? (;(c

 

Well that response was "sith lightning" fast. ha ha

 

What's a lightsaber?

 

Uh, I can just open locks or something. Slow down, gray girl.

 

A weapon of power made by super heated light. Only the greatest Jedis and Sith can use. Only one can be as strong with the force as i am

 

I don't know that term!
I assume it's a compliment,
given your laughter.

So, not so painful,
that you can't respond or laugh.
Are you sure it hurt??

Absolutely not!
The first rule of haiku quirk:
You gotta go fast!!!

 

First of all, i use lightning as one of my primary means of offense. Second of all, your language seemed foreign to me at first, but thank you for clarifying that you are speaking in haikus. I love haikus

 

You're welcome I guess.
I don't like to just say so.
Gives away the game.

But.... what's done is done.
Tell me more about lightning!
Are you psionic??

 

i am in fact a psionic. There is is energy surrounding us called the Force. It connects us all together as one. Some choose not to use its powers while others decide to use it for good or evil. The people who use it for good are called Jedis while the ones who use it for destruction are called the Sith. I used to be a Sith until my master betrayed me, and literally stabbed me in the back. However, i recovered and used my abilities to try to bring good to the galaxy. As for the powers the force gives us, it can range from moving small objects, choking someone telekenetically, shooting lightning from your fingers (also called Sith lightning), and crushing giant architectures just by flicking your finger.

 

[She nods slowly, recognizing her native language: wall of words infodump.]

That all sounds badass.
There's a lot of dangers, but...
Telekinesis....

If I chose my caste,
I SO would've gone with one
that gave cool powers.

 

But enough about my world, tell me about yours.