shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Uh, what do I say?
I'm an Alternian troll,
somewhere in teal caste.

No awesome powers,
just normal strife specibus;
penkind, thus swordkind.

You know, for the joke?
"THE SWORD IS MIGHTIER THAN
WRITING IMPLEMENTS."

And, don't get me wrong.
I'm into the war effort!
But not the front lines...?

Like... organizing.
Ordering supplies and all.
And deliveries.

Now, SUPPOSEDLY
I was gonna play this game,
go to other worlds?

That didn't pan out.
The Land of Steel and Spiders
will just have to wait.

 

I see. Now tell me, why does your kind speak in haikus?

 

It's a typing quirk!
I don't talk in haiku, gods,
that would take too long!

It's a limiter,
so I don't spam walls of text!
You know the kind, right?

Filling the whole screen
with only my opinion,
and not listening...?

I was so awful,
before someone showed me this.
It's a life saver.

The philosophy:
If you can't say it briefly,
don't say it at all.

I cheat a little.
Using multiple haiku.
It works out though, right?

 

SUFFERER NO, THAT'S JUST HER.
LIKE IT'S A CUTE QUIRK BUT I WOULD SPLIT MY PAN.

 

AM I A BIRD NOW?!?
LISTEN TO MY BIRD IMITATIONS!
(TERRIBLE SCREECHING.)

 

Hello Papyrus, how is your brother?

 

HE'S FINE! OR WELL ON THE WAY TO BEING FINE. AGAIN.
...
ARE YOU ONE OF HIS NEW 'FRIENDS'?

 

yes i can agree with you there, but what if you have to write a report? Do you completely write in haiku? What would the person looking at it think? In fact i met a creature who talked backwards. A small green figure who said "Do or do not there is no try" and "follow your destiny, you must".

 

Then they'll read haiku...???
Not following your meaning.
Typing quirks happen.

 

More or less, ive seen him through many dimensions with different out comes. In one, he has your personality, and in another, you hate spaghetti. What about Frisk?

 

Thats actually very clever in my opinion. I will have to use that some time.

 

"FRISK"?
(whisper whisper)
THE HUMAN AT THE KEYBOARD SAYS THAT'S A POPULAR NAME FOR THE HUMAN I BEFRIENDED?? I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE DOING! LAST I HEARD...
WELL...
I'M FROM THE DIMENSION IN THE "WEIRDMAGGEDON TANGO" UNIVERSE ON THIS SITE.
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THE HUMAN IN A FEW DAYS.
ONLY ME AND SANS WENT THROUGH, AT FIRST.
APPARENTLY, WITH ME AND SANS MISSING, THE HUMAN COULDN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTCOME THEY WANTED?
SO...
THEY "RESET."
AND THEY STARTED KILLING EVERYONE.
...
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS.

 

Oh good. It's not morning yet.

 

* hey look on the bright side
* since undyne came through from that timeline they have probably reset again.
* and pale?
* please dodge the chairs when he starts throwing them.

 

Up up down down left right left right.

 

SANS!
...
THAT'S ACTUALLY GENUINELY COMFORTING.
THANK YOU!!!

 

* So, what, just because I got pulled along with you guys...
* Back home will just go back to when everyone was alive?
* Like nobody even died?!

 

* you think so?
* sometimes i wonder how all these people would feel if they knew
* that they've been relieving their life over and over and over again
* always the same frame of time...

 

Alrighty then. Ummm, can you make a puzzle then? i love puzzles

 

I have seen many demenisions, and i have seen my life replaying over and over again. I think im used to it.