Out of context quotes thread

So hi! What are we talking about.

*reads*

Welp it's dicks.

 

"it [a shop vac] is too virgin for me"

 

I will click this button with homosexual glee

 

K: Yeah just fucking thrust your hands into hot soup JUST DO IT
CC: No is for eating
CC: will warm you up
CC: silly K
M: No fisting the soup
R: FIST THE SOUP
CC: -nearly spits soup-
R: fist the soup just fucking do it
WS: I'm sure that's a kink somewhere

 

@Anomal(eee)

 

"Like using copy self, select all, paste paste paste paste paste to take selfies and view them."

 

You are the crystal clod. It is you.

 

I keep reading it as "to take selfies and make out with them."

Am I Karkat.

 

"Chill, bud. I'm not making a political statement here, I'm just trying to get off."

 

"This is the way the world ends- not with a bang, but with lesbians."
"Ugly, ugly lesbians."
"No! Sexy lesbians, ugly dudes!"

 

there is such a clatter!

 

CORGIS!
-some guy on the internet

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors