shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I guess the Admiral can find a corner for you to sleep in once the upper levels have been reconstructed, Spirit-Touched One. You can even share it with your moirail.

 

I'm... not entirely sure that's a good idea.

 

Who are you then?

 

Can't be much worse than interacting with Bill Cipher.

Says the girl who spends the entire day worrying that people think she's younger than 22. Or 19.

 

Good afternoon galaxy. Hello Papyrus and Undyne and Sans. How are you doing?

 

Well, that's at least once mistake I won't make. My world doesn't have true demons, just spirits that'll screw you over for laughs, but I don't trust people and I'm definitely not going to trust anything that powerful.

 

I never said I was cute, did I?

 

Touché. I've got to agree with you on that, though.

 

* ow.
* i'm doin ow

 

Spoiler

* ...
* A different Chara.
* Or maybe a Frisk.
* Things can get a little muddled up...
* When someone sells their soul.
* The Chara they were thinking of was the Chara from the Undertale rp that hasn't happened yet.

 

HELLO AGAIN HUMAN!
I AM DOING WELL, OF COURSE!
HOW COULD I, PAPYRUS, BE DOING ANYTHING BUT WELL?
PLUS, YOU KNOW.
UNDYNE AND SANS ARE BOTH OKAY. EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

 

WHY DOES CAPSLOCK HURT PEOPLE

 

That's pleasant to hear, doing anything special recently?

 

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

If you allow the clone to kill you, it's assisted suicide. Whether or not that's murder morally depends upon your beliefs regarding that topic; whether it's murder legally depends on the jurisdiction.

That's horrid.

Yes, yes, pollinators are important.

I was an idiot in my twenties. Yellow triangle demon, promised me knowledge and wisdom beyond the ages, surprisingly seductive for something that wasn't even humanoid, out of my life now, sorry about the extensive collateral damage? Its physical form's been destroyed but it will undoubtedly continue to fuck with other people until it can be destroyed for good. For some reason, it's fond of my family. We're not fond of it.

 

If anyone should apologize for the damage, it's me. I called down a death curse that opened a path all the way from the Courts of Chaos to the gates of Amber itself - names that are perhaps no more than legends to you, if your world has heard of them at all. Suffice it to say, I opened the doors between the worlds to demons and worse; I feel obliged to close them when I can.

It's fond of your family? How odd. The attitude of the Courts and their minions to my family is... complicated. You wouldn't happen to have any interesting characters in your family legends?

 

I have a similar sense of obligation. And I probably am the interesting character in my family, although my wife's family is full of interesting people.

 

BARK BARK BARK!!!
(I had no idea that humans held dogs in such high regard! Why, look at what I've just discovered.)

[the dog offers a screenshot of wikipedia's constellation list to anyone who looks at it.]



BARK.
(Two of our more famous dogs are symbolized in the stars! And Greater Dog even has the very brightest star in the sky.)

 

There's even a dog constellation! The Canes Venatici, or the Hunting Barkbeasts, err, Dogs.
That's my symbol, by the way!

 

[wag wag wag]

BARK BARK!
(So there is! I congratulate you, dear honorary dog, of having the good sense to be born under such an auspicious sign.)

[The dog seeks to lick your face to confirm the congratulations.]