shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

My anger is quite managed. Honed, even. To a fine point. Which is why it would be a very bad idea to invoke it.

 

* You say that, but, uh...
* Stripping the land and salting the earth isn't exactly 'honed,' you know?
* That's widespread destruction.
* With a whole bunch of collateral damage!
* So that almost sounds like you're digging for an excuse to hurt people.
* Which would be a real shame.
* Golly, I hope that's not how you feel!
* Because if you really only want to stop people from hurting each other...
* Well....
* Threatening to hurt a bunch of uninvolved people isn't a good way to start out!
* Only the worst sorts of people don't care about others getting hurt because of their actions!
* I'm sure you're not that kind of person.
* And this is all just a BIG misundertanding.

 

BARK???
(Good word, how are you doing that?)

 

When it comes to an untrustworthy flower that can travel? The next level of involvement includes fire. Collateral is just that: collateral. If you don't want the extra suffering around you, perhaps you should stay still? Some enemies you have to be thorough.

I never claimed I wanted to stop people from hurting each other. I know that won't happen. What I want is to protect myself and my friend, and I don't trust you at all. I was just... hm, giving you a friendly heads up. So you couldn't say you weren't warned.

 

* Wow.
* You are making a great argument for me sitting here to be burned alive.
* And, you know.
* Your sanity.
* So.... do you, like, normally threaten to murder people for playing silly little jokes on each other?
* Or am I just lucky?

 

-very unsettling smile- You're just lucky. You remind me of someone.

Someone who will in all likelihood be using my back as a knife stand.

There are extenuating circumstances there, but I can make up for it by being perfectly clear here.

 

Ma cherie, I'd never use your beautiful back as a knife stand
I prefer bats.

 

You're... really creepy, monsieur.

 

Magic shapeshifting!
BARK!
(ooh, barking is fun! I bet this would annoy Pearl)

 

Spoiler: (* Flowey smiles back.)

* Ohhhhhhh.
* I get it now.
* A little bit of practice before the real deal.
* And I guess this must be the other smiling mask you were talking about.
* That mask looks like a rictis.
* Almost skeletal.
* But I'm sure there's no reason this guy to remind me of him.

 

I'd almost prefer the knives. I bleed much prettier than I bruise.

 

Your bruises will look like flowers on snow, ma cherie. I don't see how there can be a more poetic visual?

 

It's possible.

I'm afraid I don't recall our meeting, if we have in fact met.

My name is Stanford Pines; my friends call me Ford.

 

I've always been fond of the contrast.

Spoiler: large image, (fake) blood

 

He certainly is. I'd stay away from him if I were you.

 

The rebellion is awesome.

 

Antagonizing creeps who talk poetically about the bruises they inflict sounds like a good way to get murdered.

 

I can only fucking hope.

 

Eeeeeeeeh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeh.

You're too useful to him I think.

 

I am eventually going to have to take note of this individual, though. He seems likely to disturb the peace of my household, and I am not likely to tolerate that.