Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

True, Carver is literally standing right behind us. :P Gonna leave it a bit longer bc it is An Expense.

 

Okay but Carver wanted to learn how to become cool like Sparrow sooooooo (I am sorry)

 

>I can't believe you fuckers!! I'm too shy for this and Hawke's too poor! AAAAAAAAA
>Hawke: Engage in prostitution
>I'll buy premium service.



Whoops.
Our options:

Lookit those weird elven underwear!

Serendipity's one of the, uh, people on offer, while Viveka is who to talk to to continue our templar-related quest.

.. On a sociological level, should I be concerned about the number of elves here?
Anyway there's also this shirtless guy.

 

While we examine the options, Carver and Anders tank the fuckin mood:







...?

...???

.....ok

>_?

#kpda2banter #anders+carver

 

The number of elves is really concerning, yeah. It's supposed to be one of the few professions available >.> and elves are considered pretty.

There's spoilers about a quest following that line of thought? If I can talk about it here?

 

Oh, yes! I know what you're referencing. Feel free to say it under a spoilertag?

 

Spoiler: Spoils

Yeah, it's Orianna in Fenris's act 2 quest. I always hire her as a servant so when I found out she ends as a prostitute if you don't I was pretty horrified >,>

 

Spoiler

Yeah!! though I do kind of love
hawke: "you could work for me?"
fenris: "i didN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THE MARKET FOR A SLAVE!!!!"
hawke: "fenris no i'm giving her money"
fenris: "oh. alright then."

 

So, should I hit one of these people up for premium service (and if so, which?) or talk to Viveka about our missing boys?

 

I enjoy Serendipity as a name, so uh, if we decide that route...

Or we can be Very Serious and talk to Viveka. I am unhelpful.

 

Pick whoever, but if we're going to spend that much money we should do something.

 

Serendipity looks cute!

 

Rad, I'll do that as soon as I get the laptop back.

 

>Talk to Serendipity

It's worth noting that Serendipity has a male voice actor and is canonically a drag queen!

(fade to black)



Carver coughs. At this point I clicked on him to see if he had any lines, and he just had his typical response:

o_o

 

sparrow just looks so pleased with herself omg

 

(While I was looking to see whether Serendipity was canonically a trans woman or a drag queen, I found this exchange on the bioware forums:

*)

*At first I was deeply amused by the person claiming that "trans" is a slur and then immediately using it, but then I realized there was probably a post in between that got deleted. ):

 

I know, right? That smirk.

Meanwhile in the Blooming Rose:






>Sparrow: Talk to Viveka


>Are you one of the girls?



>Do you know Wilmod? Keran?


>_?

 

>I'll make it worth your while

seems least likely to freak her out...

 

>I'll make it worth your while.

Sparrow, spending money like water today.


Or.. not spending money?

(significant shot framing her boss)

Welp.
>_?

 

>People's lives are at stake.

((whoops :P))