shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I could use a drink.

Also I really wish I could tell Fiddleford I met Darth Vader's apprentice. He'd be so amused!

 

*reaches behind the bar and pulls up an incredibly dusty bottle and two shot glasses*
Now, was this there because I wanted it, or am I only here because it was here waiting?

 

Ha! Good question. When the dimensional interstitium was in tatters back in the Falls, my little girl Mabel used to pull sodas out of her pockets.

 

I would answer, but, I get the feeling you're both people who prefer exploring the question to receiving an answer.

Not to mention I could always be lying.

 

So could we. But we're not.

At least I'm not. *grins*

 

Do I need to patch up even more holes in the fourth wall?

 

Yes.

 

I think I might be joining the "Jesus shit and rolled in it, is there something in the water?" team. Crushes and flirting everywhere. Just don't get any on me.

 

*sighs* I sure wish I didn't get splashed, but... well, I did. And now I've gotta deal with it. At least things with Pap are going... semi-well, I guess. Not as good as I'd like, but alright. We're making it work, I suppose.

Yeah, feelings suck and I wouldn't recommend them.

Crushes: 0/10. Zero stars. I want a refund.

 

Oh, shove a cork in it, I'm hardly going to hit on a guy I don't even know.

 

I fell in love, once.






It took me six showers to get that shit off.

 

You'd like my relatives. They're convinced they know the answer too.

 

Please. I'm the op! I literally created this world! I feel entitled to saying I have some answers, at the very least.

 

Gosh darn it and there I am putting more holes in.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE PIPE BEHIND THE GRAY CURTAIN, JUST KEEP DOING YOUR THING.

 

@the author speaks Ford is this you?



I found it on the internets!

 

Spoiler alert:
I suck at going to sleep.
Not even trying.

 

I WILL DESTROY YOUR SLEEP SCHE... OH IT'S ALREADY DESTROYED? SHIT!

 

@OP 13

No, this is me.


[I got mine.]

I can truthfully say that falling in love is the best thing that ever happened to me. Because Valiska is amazing.

(And also the worst.

It helps if you don't fall in love with a demon.)

 

A being with answers nearly destroyed me.
A lady with questions saved me.

 

Please don't. Your moirail would go on a revenge quest, and then he'd fuck off into depression ville again. We're kind of trying to prevent that. I've seen how those stories go.