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Why Dont You Ask Your Teal Friend? Information Costs Cash, Im Not A Charity.
(Not That I Know What A Charity Is? Human Idioms Are Bizarre.)

 

*sniffles*
B-because sh-sh-she w-was v-very mean...

 

Ah yes, Papyrus. He is in fact a good friend of mine. One of the very many people who welcomed me here. My friends include a robot named PROXY who i spar with and my pilot of my ship, Juno Eclipse. However, me and Juno are "really" good friends with eachother

 

Oh, so you're a bounty hunter?

 

What did she do?

 

There's a difference between being mercenary and being A mercenary.

 

What is the difference? I had many bad run in with those kinds. They're all the same.

 

One is more an outlook on life similar to that of mercenaries. The other is an actual occupation.

For someone who's been on both sides you have a very high contrast view of things.

 

Nah I Just Grew Up Pisspoor With A Beautiful Outlook On A Life As A Battery, Fucker.
Its Interesting You Think Id Be A Bountyhunter. Guess Im Too Much Of A Gutterblood To Be An Informationbroker Huh?

 

Well, the Force and the world I live in are like the Yin and the Yang. I can see a very major difference between the two things. I was brainwashed and forced to do what I thought was right. SO DONT JUDGE ME

 

A little bit yes, no offence. We have something in common you and I. We both grew up betrayed by life and we strive to make it better.

 

that's what the fish asshole said whose horns are now the bow part of my crossbow. i was six of your years old. as long as you're in range, i won't miss.

my ancestor would be proud of me, if only for that. she was a legendary crackshot.

 

What The Fuck Kind Of Inspirational Bullshit Is That?
I Dont Want To Make Anything Better You Fucking Dumbass I Want To Survive Long Enough To Blow The Empress Up. Kindly Stick Your Moralistic Lessons Where The Moons Dont Shine.

 

Who said I was judging? It was an observation. It would be remiss of me, of all people, to judge. I just find that, when you've seen how easy it is to justify evil actions the boundaries become less clear instead of more so.

 

Oh well pardon me, but I legitamentally thought we had something in common.

 

Oh, i see where your going with this. I completely understand.

 

Eat My Ass Dickbag Im Not One Of You Soft Squishy Little Aliens That Get Squeamish At Killing. Just Cause My Religion Says I Should Avoid It Doesnt Mean The School Im Practicing Doesnt Teach "Sometimes You Just Gotta Slap A Bitch."
((I am sincerely sorry for how abrasive Ophira is. It's entirely IC i swear, i love starkiller OOC ouo))

 

Well, excuse me. But my aliens will tear you to shreds in half a second.
((Thanks, I try very hard to act like Starkiller. When you get him mad, he will destroy anything. Love your character, too OOC. Also, Im new here, so yeah, trying my best.))

 

{You break into guffawing laughter.}

((One of these days I need to record my laugh and put it on soundcloud so I can just link the way Oneira laughs. It has been, in turn, described as evil, and witchlike.))

 

Ha. Ha Ha.
This Is Me, Laughing My Ass Off. Our Cullbait Could Obliterate An Army Without Them Noticing. You Really Sure? Im Seven And I Could Kick Your Ass.