shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* Really?
* You're friends with Papyrus?
* That's, uh.... that's great news!
* We're practically friends already.
* Wow.
* So...
* When you say 'really' good friends...
* Do you mean really really good friends?
* ;P

 

I killed my first Rancor when i was 7, and i built my own weapon when i was 4. That is what an accomplishment is. What do you do? Hide in the corner like a coward instead of facing your enemy head on. I BLEW UP A SPACE STATION THE SIZE OF A PLANET!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

 

Yeah, i would be gracious to have another friend.

 

cool story bro.

 

Who are you?

 

I Fucking Blew Up A Demon Last Week, You Assface.
I Build Bombs For A Living Since Im Three. And Im The Fucking Best At It, Ask Any Of My Customers.
I Can Fry Your Pan Without Touching You.
I Invented Lumino-Combustible Liquid.
And The Only Reason I Dont Have A Bomb That Makes Black Holes Is Because Ford Said No.
You Sure You Wanna Go?

 

Yeah lets go, i slice you up with my swords, crush you with telekinesis, and electrocute you with lightning. So yeah, lets go bro.

 

Ultimately? Yes. But few of us are aware of it.
*he finishes his drink, pours and knocks back another, and pours a third*

But a world like this? Yes. I could find another, identical save for your presence, but I find you amusing.

 

Won't help you if you're dead before you come into range.

Me, I'm just a simple coffee shop owner. Trying to be kind in a world that does not reward it.

 

Thats Cute. I Didnt Know Smears On The Wall Were So Talkative.
*she grins, showing off her long double canines*

 

That's nice. Get many customers?

 

I didn't know dirty rats could talk.
*lightning streams up and down his arms*

 

I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MOODSWINGS SIR.
BESIDES I'D APOLOGIZE TO SPLODY UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND LOSING A LIMB. SHE'S PRETTY PISSED AND LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GETTING OUT THE PUTTY.

 

Depends on the season. Less in the long night, because I didn't have that many neighbours in a day's travel distance. More, when I took the boat southwards during the dim season.
Gotta build up a new customer base here, heh. Putting the boat an hour from the nearest city might not be a good idea, come to think of it.

 

She's also my awesome alien girlfriend and I can control technology with my brain.

Including yours. I hijack Coalition murderbots for breakfast and copiloted a mobile science station the size of a small dinosaur.

I RAN Lone Star Complex from my brain for six years. I infiltrated the Mindwerks network and fought the cyborg Angel of Death on her own turf, in her body and mind, armed with with nothing but my thinkmeats.

LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

 

I am bipolar. I can act calm from time to time. But if someone like her gets in my way, there will be concequences and they will have a bad time. Also, she doesn't know whats she's in for.

 

Suff Dammit But I Hate Psionics That Think Their Shameglobes Are The Size Of Alternia Just Because They're Flshy Fuckers.

 

Shit excuse there dude.
She didn't get in your way.
You ran into her.

 

Funny you should say that.

{You equip your Arbalest.}

((Note: It's about 4 feet tall, and pure white.))

 

FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED FOUR TO ONE. IT COMES AS A SURPRISE TO MANY BUT SHE ACTUALLY HAS QUADRANTS AND NEITHER MY SNOWFLAKE NOR STATIC, NOR ME ARE UNARMED.
*there is a spear in the troll girl's hand*
BESIDES SHE DID NOTHING BUT TALK.