shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

What planet. I may visit.

 

FLOWERY FRIEND!
THOSE ARE SUCH SWEET, AND ACCURATE, THINGS TO SAY ABOUT ME
I APPRECIATE IT!

I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS ALREADY FRIENDS WITH MISTER STARKILLER, BUT, THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF SURPRISE.
REALIZING YOU BECAME FRIENDS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT.
WOWIE, WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO FIGHT FOR HIM TO FRIENDZONE ME!

 

Oh hey bro, how are you doing. Im in kind of a predicament at the moment. Mind helping me?

 

Are you threatening me?

 

I'M DOING VERY WELL!
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE... MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING SO WELL.

[Papyrus looks around at all the angry troll girls, brandishing weapons and glaring at Starkiller. He gulps.]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
WHY IS EVERYBODY SO ANGRY?

 

First of all, I have many friends, allies, and soldiers at my disposal. Second of all, she criticized my universe and people.

 

* Oh, you know me, Papyrus.
* The most caring and considerate friend a guy could ever ask for!
* ;P
* You better be careful, though.
* This guy thinks that 'friends' are the same as 'allies.'
* He'll probably want you to fight with him against the trolls!
* And he won't even tell you that he started it.
* What a great guy, right?

 

Is it loaded? No. I just want you to consider it in whatever decision you might want to reach.
I do so dislike shooting people. Didn't stop some people from frcing my hand.

 

First of all, that's what the fish said, too, and yet here I am.
Second... how my heart weeps for you.

 

Some troll criticized my universe and myself, so i challenged her to a one on one duel. However, these trolls seem to be allies with each other. Unknowing to them, I have you and my Best Friend.

 

Dude, what the space jetter?

 

What?

 

* Huh?
* Are you confused about something...?

 

((I like your characters, they are very creative. Good job on you all))

 

What? Now im really confused.

 

The fishtroll I shot when I was three. They never came for him.
They wouldn't have found anything anyways, my dogs were hungry.

And whoever your friends and allies are, they are, presently, not, well, present.

 

This guy seems to me...
Like a tryhard seadweller?
Really stuck on pride.

You know the sort, right?
"I can get mad with others,
but they can't with me!

I'm too important!
Too badass to try fighting!
Go away and cry!"

Uuuugggggghhhh they're annoying.
I just can't even with them.
Smile and nod, right.

 

* What a coincidence!
* I'm confused too.
* What's a space jetter?
* And why do you think I'll fight for you?

 

Why Do Highbloods Have Such A Fragile Fucking Ego?
Cant Even Handle Getting Memed On And Wants To Win Against The Most Genocidal Force In The Multiverse? Very Cute.

 

OH MY GOD?
THAT'S NOT COOL.
EVERYBODY, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S FIGHT!
THEY CAN'T SHOW OFF THEIR SPECIAL ATTACKS IF IT GETS TOO CROWDED...