shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Self-loathing? What self-loathing? *laughs* I'm awesome. I'm Norm the Greater Genie. (Thank you very much, Clover!)

 

-absolutely unimpressed eyebrow- Ego and self-loathing are not mutually exclusive; just look at me.

 

Yaaah! Von uf dem tried to eat Agatha vunce!

 

At you? I don't think we know each other well enough for me to get what you mean by that.

 

I'm surprised you haven't noticed I've got all of the Atlantean arrogance. And we've talked about the self-loathing.

 

SELF LOATHING ISN'T EVEN CUTE WHEN YOU HAVE EARFINS AND ARE AN TROLLSTAGRAM STAR, NORM.
I SHOULD KNOW. MY WEIRD EMO PHASE WAS... SOMETHING.

 

You committed genocide or something, I think I heard?

You sure? I've heard people go for that. Dark and broody, melancholy, wasting away while writing super dramatic poems...

 

Participated in it, like most of my clan. A little more actively than most, though; I was an assassin.

 

Yeah, I think I heard that it wasn't your idea. Unlike me joining up with the dorito demon. *sighs* That was all me.

 

NO DUDE
SERIOUSLY
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
IT'S REALLY ONLY CUTE AT A DISTANCE. THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU ATTRACT WITH THAT ARE PALE SLUTS. I CAN TELL YOU AS MUCH BECAUSE I AM A PALE SLUT AND ALL WE WANT TO DO IS FIX BROODING ASSHOLES SO THEY BECOME MARGINALLY FUNCTIONAL

 

Am I a brooding asshole?

 

Nope. You're a "rawr, fite me" type of asshole. Very Alexander Hamilton. *smiles* I kinda liked him. Definitely in bed. He could've wrote another Reynolds Pamphlet based on our exploits. *smirks* Sorry, Eliza.

*sighs* If you say so...

 

-flops- Be my mercy angel.

My poor head...

 

Mercy angel? Is your hangover making you forget about commas and how to use them?

 

Yeah But You Like Fireworks So Youre Forgiven

 

:TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

No. "Mercy angel" is the one who delivers a mercy kill. It makes even less sense with a comma.

My head hurts and I am non-seriously requesting euthanasia.

 

Well, if you get euthanasized now, you won't be able to enjoy being alive later. At least alive and hungover, you've still got a chance.

 

Thats An Awful Lot Of Ts In That Smiley.
(raises eyebrow)
I Can Pack My Self Made Definitly Lethal Explosives Up And Go PLay Elsewhere But A Chirpbeast Told Me You Liked Those.

 

Please read that sentence again.

Repeating myself is tiring. You're tiring.