shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hey, which one of you got Mabel to embroider that on the sweater she made me? I will find out who is responsible.

 

*rolls his eyes* *facepalms* Skeletons aren't animals, Pap. They're... the bony things inside of a lot of species, and in your dimension, actual sapient beings.

Yes, I did just say that.

*laughs* Maybe now you can see why I feel like I've lost my mojo lately.

 

By the way, you just:

Failed Step One.

 

Spoiler: gratuitous images to celebrate this beautiful day

 

Only in the sense that humans are animals. Or genies are animals.

 

...OKAY. I KNOW YOU'VE MET UNDYNE.

YOU DID NOTICE THAT SHE HAS SCALES, AND FINS, AND GILLS, RIGHT?

DO YOU NEED BETTER PRESCRIPTION GLASSES?

 

Yes, yes, I noticed that. Doesn't mean she's an animal, really. An alien, sure, but not an animal.

 

Everyone is animals!

The difference is sapience.

 

Which was what I was originally trying to say, but then Pap was like, "UNDYNE HAS SCALES" and I realized that approach wasn't working.

 

OH MY GOD???

I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.

WITH A LOT OF SMALL WORDS!

LUCKILY, I HEAR THAT A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS.

SO LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND A PICTURE, FROM SNOWDIN, TO TELL THE STORY FOR ME!

SINCE THIS IS THE SHITPOSTING RAVE I HAVE MY PHONE AGAIN.

LET'S SEE...

YES! HERE WE GO.

Spoiler: THE VERY HANDSOME SKELETON OFFERS HIS PHONE TO TRAGICALLY IGNORANT GENIE, LAUGHING ALL THE WHILE.

 

Those are aliens that look like animals, Pap. (Well, that or you like to dress up life-size teddy bears.) And a human.

 

You're also protesting use of the term though? Even though it's accurate? I don't understand.

 

'Cause it's simultaneously inaccurate, at least the way Pap is using it.

 

Nah. We're all still animals. We're always animals.

Are we bacteria? Fungi? Plants? Protista?

 

He thinks Undyne is an animal 'cause she has scales, and that the dressed up bear monsters are animals 'cause they look like bears. And aren't monsters made out of magic, anyway?

 

ALIENS ARE PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE?!?

WE'RE NOT FROM SOME SCI FI STORY.

THOSE ARE TWO BEARS, A HUMAN, AND A... MONSTER KID.

I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT SORT OF MONSTER THAT KID IS.

 

You're from outer space to me, spades. <3<

 

Yes.

That's because "I fucked Alexander Hamilton" is an interesting thing to say (I think I'd be slightly jealous if I weren't married to Lise) and "I can't get laid" is not.

 

He was just pointing out that she's more obviously an animal than us silly hairless chimps. I've known a few people that were a little more obviously animals, and I don't just mean dog boys.

 

Well, there's a limited number of times you can say "I fucked Alexander Hamilton" without that getting boring, too, you know... And it doesn't have that much bearing on the current situation either. I mean, unless Weirdmaggedon can bring folks here from 1776.

So, catgirls, then?