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No, but I'd be interested in hearing about the context and details of "I fucked Alexander Hamilton."

Also, do not say mean things about catgirls.

 

I was mostly thinking some humans I know! Dog boys don't count because they're modded. CS didn't do much with cats, that was all NGR in South America. CS did bats and rats though! The rats were a bad idea. They all escaped and live in the sewers now. We're friends! The crew helped them in return for help getting Lyra out the first time they hit Lone Star so the rats helped them steal me the next time.

 

And by details, do you mean details? *innuendo-filled wink*

Oh, right, your wife is one. Guess I forgot.

So, no catgirls?

 

Sure why not? And yes, my wife is the best catgirl.

 

I haven't met any on my world! The only ones Lone Star has are Kill-Cats, and you don't want to meet them. Ever. But I heard there's a whole city of catfolk down in South America!

 

Meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow .

 

-applauds-

 

Worst haiku ever.
Guess I don't have much to say
about cats. Sorry.

 

I don't mind at all. It's almost refreshing to see it put so bluntly. That is... fairly accurate. My blood is red, like all humans, but my soul is wrong and my world believes I'm too dangerous to live because of it.

 

-tries and fails to purr, because human body doesn't work like that- It's alrright! I liked it, at least.

 

Well, it was around the same time the thing with Maria happened. After the revolution ended and Laurens died. *sighs* From the sound of it, well, I'd have liked Laurens, had I met him. Not just in the way I can't shut up about. He might've set me free. But, well, neither him nor Hamilton were actually my masters. We didn't meet that way, thank God.

Let me guess, Kill-Cats are Cats That Kill You, yeah?

 

*raises his own drink* To being older and wiser - and to never missing our enemies!

 

YEP. They're cat-human hybrids, but more "throw everything scary in a blender" than dog boys, who are just dog-human hybrids, heavy on the dog. Boyd's a german shepherd! Kill-Hounds are more like Kill-Cats than dog boys.

 

Well, then, I'll be avoiding Kill-Cats and Kill-Hounds if I ever go to your dimension.

 

I wasn't trying to make demands. I said when you can. And I know that might be after this invasion, or after whatever happens next, or after the next thing, or never.

I just... I need this. I need this. I need her back.

 

I really can't make any promises, but I can raise the dead. Or at least I could, before. Dunno about now, honestly.

 

What?

 

I'm a genie. I can do the Lazarus thing. Did it already with Wendy.

 

How? You'd need her soul, right?

 

I dunno how it works, honestly. Maybe.