shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Dont mean to intrude, but i resent that. did you forget im a telepath?

 

I can

 

*pokes head in curiously*

 

HOW? I WAS FOUR. PEOPLE MAKE STUPID CHOICES WHEN THEY ARE FOUR. ESPECIALLY WHERE FASHION IS CONCERNED

 

(Lumipyry pulls down her hood, goggles, and scarf covering her head. She'd disappear in the snow, her skin is twisted and white, her horns are white stumps jutting slightly from coarse, white hair. Even her eyes are white (she's a ghost). She is sporting a perpetual predatory grin.)

(please imagine her talking with odd stresses on the syllables so the rhymes work)

Little pupa, near jade blood
Didn't do us any good
The hunting dogs are our sign
Her name, too, matches mine

So close even the aliens see!
So, yes, I do appear to be
Her ancestor in sign and name
I ask you, can you say the same?

For our kin grows in the wild
How can you dare call her your child?
When all that could did so align
To clearly show that she is mine?


Ah, but this not why I spoke to you
Even if what you say is true
And no one could withstand your arm
If you act, you do her harm

For pride and battle are as one
And all things thought and said and done
When one troll fights, don't interfere
Unless she asked you to be here

And do not ever dare assume
To keep her locked up in a room
To keep her from her battlefield
We live to fight, and not to yield

 

Yeah, i can see that happening

 

...
Yo, lady who clams to be my ancestor - I can speak for myself, savvy? Although I appreciate the sentiment.
I do try knot to fight unless necessary, boat if I do, I'd rather people let me.
And by "I'd rather", I mean I'm going to stop talking to you unless you give me a wherry, wherry good reason why you'd keep me from the fights I did pick!
And depending on threat level, I'm going to stop talking to you if you think I can't win my own fights without help I didn't ask for, either.

As for the daughter thing, I'm adopted. Which I don't really understand how it can work because Huskiemom is still here?

 

^strange family happens
^in my experience, it's been a good kind of happening, though
^a lot better than what was planned out, for sure!

 

OH SO YOU THINK IT'S LIKELY I'D DRESS BADLY? THAT I WOULD BE UNFASHIONABLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN TO IMPLY?
(she raises an eyebrow at him)
DO YOU MEAN TO OFFED EVERYONE YOU MEET OR DO YOU JUST LIKE NEVER CONSIDER HOW THINGS YOU SAY CAN SOUND?

 

Spoiler: adorable skeleton expression / body horror?

 

Did I forget....? Nope! (;(c
I just didn't really care.
Like, whatsoever.

Either you're scary
and you'll hurt us for mocking
like we deserve it...

Or you're a /person/,
and you can take a second
to READ what I said.

Because, honestly?
Before you resent my words,
ask yourself one thing:

The thing that I said.
Does it apply to you too?
Do you push in heads

without permission
and give bullshit excuses
after we're annoyed?

(What am I kidding,
you totally do that shit.
Can you prove me wrong?)

 

Maybe because you keep giving him punny looks?

 

yes. yes I do.

and I married him.

 

*blushes*

I see Lise is on Tumblr again.

(Many Worlds Theory. And Tumblr. Together they break my brain. Not as badly as Bill did. But close.)

 

Isn't Tumblr like... a historical archive of the early 21st century?

 

Where I came from, the early 21st century is not history yet.

Also, this particular dimension's Tumblr that my wife has been reading is apparently inhabited by people who believe that I have had sex with my brother.

 

I... why would they have an opinion on that?
Huh, your tech is pretty advanced then. From your wife's world, or are you just that smart? Both? Probably both.

 

((I felt like writing haiku about depression and anxiety. It became a post from DR to me. Under spoiler tag because sad. Also because this is probably not the best placedor it, but I am currently on mobile, so moving it to another thread would take effort.))

Spoiler: Is it shitposting if it's haiku

I suck as a troll.
damoclesRumination
and the Sylph of Breath...

Staring up waiting
for the next sword to plummet.
For consequences.

Anxiety sucks.
Picturing the worst drains me.
Stopping that is hard.

Depression slump, too.
"Nothing good will come of it."
"Why do anything?"

"You wasted chances."
"No one would listen to you."
"You're just complaining."

"You think you have it
hard? Try walking in my shoes."
"You have it lucky."

"People are lying."
"Fights will always end badly."
"Stew in resentment."

"You shouldn't post this.
It's all too fucking honest.
You'll drive them away."

"Not honest enough.
What would your shadow tell you,
Yellow eyes alight?"

"Paranoid bullshit.
Not so easy to dismiss,
when you're feeling down."

"So the game slowed down.
And the Dreamwidth tags slowed too.
It must be your fault."

"You're too critical.
Stick to guys like Papyrus,
too kindly for words.

Anyone more real,
And your bullshit would leak out.
We can't have that, now.

No, just hold your breath.
Hope the swords just stay up there.
Don't fall in the sea.

Your thrashing in waves
would surely set butterflies
to flapping up storms

And where would you be?
Dodging, crying, drowning, or
Pinned: the ten of swords."

"What happened to fun?
All Sanses are depressed... and
you wanna fix them.

Failure to do so
made a feedback loop in you,
like you can't improve."

"Maybe, genius,
don't build your sense of esteem
on roleplaying?! Duh???"

"Dad and the car stuff.
Life responsibilities.
You have shit to do."

~Oh but it is hard~
Get the fuck over that, Swirl.
Everyone struggles.

Why are you glaring?
I'm just telling you the truth.:)
Don't get mad sweaty:)

"Kindness." "Compassion."
You can't expect those from life.
You'll get hurt that way.

Maybe quite badly.
Sitting quietly like that
won't keep you all safe.

It's passivity.
Reread Luka's don't be "nice"
CDCF post.

People will push you.
People will ignore boundaries.
You must enforce them.

But look what you did.
Blamed the start of the spiral
on playing vs Sans.

How do you think that
would make Sans players feel, huh?
Sad and guilty, right?

This is why quiet.
Healthy expression eludes.
Speak, but carefully.

...........................ugh. just delete this.
this post is a bad idea.
go the fuck to sleep.

 

@swirlingflight the game slowing down wasn't your fault. or sans'. i don't know whose it was or if it was even anybody's but it wasn't yours. i haven't been doing stuff in it recently 'cause i want norm to have a long sleep as a result of how tired he got rescuing sans and @cryptoThelematrix's tourmaline and/or @Jamoche's amethyst haven't replied to pearl's last post recently. and today i've been feeling weirdly sleepy. when it comes to people other than me, and @cryptoThelematrix has @Acey over, @littlemissCodeless wasn't in the mood for unrelated reasons and yeah... it was not your fault and we're not mad.

 

Yeah. I just. Should have made that a brainbent post to start with. It doesn.t go here and I know it doesn't.