shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Remember what I said about wanting a decade-long relationship after a day?

You're doing that.

-She sneers.-

 

There's still no need to be that aggressive with me about it, though. I mean, is the sneering really necessary?

 

You're not in love with Sev, you... pigeon! You think he's cute and you admire him! You're in love with the idea of being wanted, which ironically makes you look like a crazed stalker!

 

*sighs* I'm... I'm sorry, alright. I know I shouldn't act like this. *frowns* I should probably just leave, yeah?

But... Sev... I do love him. I'm sure I do. *sighs* He's wonderful... And maybe I do idealize him a bit too much, but... that doesn't mean I'm entirely wrong about him.

 

Then give it time.

 

Well, I'll try. *smiles softly* Silly me, wanting instant gratification like that...

 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU ASSHOLE

 

No. I'm not. If I was kidding, it would actually be funny.

 

Consider the sort of humans you were accustomed to meet while you were enslaved - if you were anything like those of your kind I've met before, your vessel had a geas laid on it to attract those who also wanted instant gratification. How often did it ever work out for them?

 

*laughs* I dunno about any geas but yeah, it didn't work out well.

 

-boldly weathers the goddamn drama storm. She needs a fuckin' cape- I love that word despite the fact I'm under several.

-maybe needs an umbrella too-

 

*carefully props open the door between this space and her garden*

*sets out a sign saying "Quiet Space - Come Have Tea" outside the door, then starts laying out a picnic blanket on the lawn*

 

*smiles softly and floats tentatively over there*

 

*sets out a cup of rose tea in front of the genie*

 

*sips the rose tea*
Thanks. So, uh, I'm Norm, and you're...?

 

*presses one finger to her lips, smiling, and then points at the sign that says "Quiet Space" before sipping her own tea*

 

*smiles sheepishly* *continues sipping his tea*

 

Determination is good. It helps you to your goal. It certainly helped me.

 

Can i have tea too? I need something to calm my nerves.