Out of context quotes thread

(@unknownanonymous I thought the idea of the great library being full of dick scribbles was funny, but considering the context if you want me to take this down I will)

 

:D i'm flattered, actually. and i think i was going for humour there, as well, so people finding it funny doesn't offend me. and honestly, i'm so used to that aspect of my brainweird that it usually doesn't bother me that much. most of the time, i just think of it as, well, just Me Being Me, when it isn't actively obstructing things.

 

"Put chapstick on your nipples?"

 

"OH THE CHAFFFING"

 

Using excuses makes it easier to change your mind later, if you make them well.

 

The context is Anders, that's all the context you need.

 

THAT IS AN ENTIRELY TOO REAL THREAT TO MY INDIVIDUALITY EXCUSE ME I MUST GO HAVE A MIDLIFE CRISIS AT SIX

 

<<Is that Zardon?>>

<<naw, zardon lives in a bong>>

 

"It's not wrong to fist a couch."

 

"Wow, that's a lot of dedicated mouse milking you're talking about there."

 

"I keep finding chocolate Santas in places I don't expect them."

 

"I have to say that was the best three and a half minutes I have spent in someone else's pants."

 

"Why is the flower actively trying to kill me?"