shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

AND YOU ARE THE BLOOD ROSE AND THE HEART OF THE STARS

 

And I love you with all of my soul and you're still stoned.

 

MAYBE A LITTLE.

 

Come home, Ford, you're wasted.

 

Don't make me have to rebuild the universe again.

 

...why, did I do it before?

 

No, that was my family. This just looks like aftershocks, but I suspect you have as much potential to make it worse as I did.

 

*facepalm combo x 3*

...oh yeah, he totally does.

Fortunately, I know how to distract him.

 

...they're all caught in your hair.

...did you know that you're a galaxy, too?

 

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

Come home. Come to bed.

I would ask what happened to my blue mushrooms ... but I think I know.

 

*winces* Not my poison of choice; mind-altering chemicals don't mix with the ability to travel to any place you can imagine.

 

He doesn't do this often and it's usually an accident. Typically it happens when he's been working and has forgotten to eat and does not pay attention to labels.

 

...sometimes mind-altering chemicals happen when you travel a lot.

 

*imitating ford's voice* But officer, I didn't mean to get stoned. I just tripped and fell into some weed. Which was also on fire.

 

You have to admit that if that was going to happen to anyone, my husband would be the one it would happen to.

 

*laughs* Well, okay, you definitely have a point there.

 

well, i guess you don't know my story.
((Hey :P))

 

Yes, ive been stabbed, remade, killed again, and then turned into a clone so many times, i dont know if i am the original starkiller or just another mindless clone intent on destroying everything.

 

Greetings Raven

 

Ravin - I have a friend named Riven, but I've never met a Ravin before.

Would you like to tell me?