shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*winces strongly* Yeeeesh. I don't mean it like that.

 

... :(
y-you wouldn't know i w-was alive without the projected b-b-body i use.
I-if you don't ask h-how do you know the gems you use aren't alive?

 

Please, explain to me your world so i may understand what you mean further.

 

W-w-well...
U-um.
T-this is hard to explain.
B-basically the b-b-body you see isn't r-really me? I m-mean i-it is it's just not v-vital t-to my survival.
I-i-i am This.
(She points at the large Pearl embedded in her chest.)
A-and all this other stuff is j-just... hardened light. I-it can go away a-and then I can regenerate a-and it d-doesn't really harm me to get poofed. A-and when I'm poofed I-i'm just this gem.

 

Oh, so your body is just a hologram or a "container" for you true self which is a gem. Stop me if im wrong.
Also, the rocks in my universe dont talk, we just find them in the earth and we say, "ohh, what an awsome color. I would like to have this color on my lightsaber". Then we take it. So the gems apparently don't talk, their just....there. Also, they dont make a body like you, so... *looks around awkwardly and scratches the back of his head*

 

B-but I can't talk either while I'm poofed... H-how would you know?

 

We can be used as power supplies when we're in our Gem form. Homeworld's done it - take a damaged Gem, bind her to an object, use her as the power and intelligence behind it.

*she shuffles her feet, embarrassed*
Steven could tell it was more than just a device, but the other Gems didn't even know until he let her out.

 

*Lavender nodnodnods her head*
I-it's true thought it's also exceptionally cruel.

 

Hmmm, how are you created i wonder? Maybe that has the solution to our little problem.

((Also, thank you for clarifying that these are Steven Universe chracters. Ive been meaning to watch it, but im behind on other shows like Doctor Who or One Piece. Dont get mad at me because i dont watch it. I will...eventually))

 

((Lavender is an OC but she from the steven universe general canon. She has a home over in Escape From Homeworld,))

R-remember the strip-mining of planets? Y-yeah...

 

We seem to be at a stand still then. I use rocks to power my weapons, but you are a gem that is living. Hmm, how can i explain this? Our gems dont get burned, they just reflect light. They arent living, and they dont talk. Also, note that we are from diifernt worlds, so that must be where the problem is coming from.

 

Look, you just said you guys are created from more ordinary rocks when like, rock seeds are planted and then life force is stripped from a planet, right?

That's not an accidental process.

If there's no evidence of that going on where Starkiller gets his rocks, they're not Living Alien Rocks, they're rocks.

Problem solved!

 

I MIGHT BE A LOT OF EFFORT, BUT I'M WORTH IT!

 

Let me explain to you a thing.

Zacharie doesn't have problems socializing. He's great at it! A fantastic manipulator. Everything hurtful he does is probably... a lot more deliberate than you think.

 

P-please don't yell at me. I-i d-don't actually know h-how it works? I-i-i'm n-not allowed...

 

I'm not yelling. Do you want me to yell? No? Then I won't yell!

 

* give me like a week to catch onto that, bud.
* i'm not used to that kinda stuff.

 

*grins* You sure are. <3<

 

*shrinks in on herself more.*
Y-you're angry with me, ma'am, a-and i-i d-don't know why, p-p-pplease t-tell me?

 

I'm not angry with you! I'm angry. There's a difference.