shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*shudders* Yeeesh, that does sound creepy...

 

Hey, they don't get back up and the cultists find a new hobby right fuckin' quick.

 

Well... then, I'm just glad I was never actually there for it.

 

That still doesn't excuse the gingerbread. Why do you do that to me?

 

That's my man!

For a fourteen-year-old? Norm, are you nuts?

I don't know. I was ... sort of proposed to immediately after my first kiss, and then immediately told that I didn't have to answer. I would have said yes, though.

 

*frowns* Er, I guess I wasn't thinking about that. Sorry, Clover. You're not me and I should really acknowledge that.

 

How would you 'fight' Shirananda? Attacking her when she is so much less powerful than you would just make you look bad.

In terms of brilliance, it's probably objectively provable that Ford is the most intelligent of the three, but they are all brilliant men, and there's no need for anyone to compare and contrast them. In terms of emotional connection, well, clearly Ford is my beloved husband and you have a crush on Sev, so we're going to differ on that score.

I would find that even more entertaining than you, Corwin.

They would.

Yes.

Pretty much. When you're in the habit of doing things that people don't understand they assume you must be capable of everything and anything.

 

Well, I dunno, honestly, but I like kinda Corwin's wish idea. *grins*

*sighs* And I guess it would. Doesn't mean it's not tempting, though. Luckily, Sev can fight his own battles. *grins* And you guys helped too, so everything worked out fine.

Okay, okay, fair point. But Sev still doesn't need to prove himself to anybody. He's Sev, and that's enough.

 

Norm...that was actually my battle. She was just picking on Sev to get at me.

 

*sighs* Oh. I guess I can see that. I must've stopped noticing everything else when Shirananda insulted Sev or something. Got way too mad at her to think straight.

 

IMPERIALS?!! WHERE?!! *Activates both lightsabers and looks around with an angry look on his face*

 

Friendly reminder that there are many evil empires.

Very many.

In fact, I am struggling to think of any that aren't depicted as violating certain social rules.

 

Hi, Im Caboose. Im new here how is everybody's day. I hope its good. I like good.

 

She meant me, I guess
As I've worked for our darling Alternian Empress
Mind you, in life
In death, I am no more her knife

Even with the symbols here for all to see
If they want you, they gotta pay me.

 

*deactivates lightsabers* oh ok. I thought they meant something else. Ok, we're cool.

 

Why Is Everyone Who Ends Up Here A Fucking Weirdo?

 

What did you expect, the Junior League?

 

It's so nice to see you back to yourself again. The maniacal laughter was starting to worry me a little.

Galaxies are friends, not food.

 

Doesn't being an evil empire require the violation of social rules?

Or are you claiming that all empires are evil?

Because I rather like the one I helped create.

 

You remind me of my good friend Sarge. He was mean at first, now we're friends. I hope we become friends.
I brought free muffins *offers muffins* Anyone want one?