shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Obviously you're a magical entity that takes the form of a skeleton without actually being from inside a fleshy, solid body. How that happened? Fucked if I know.

 

Maybe a human skeleton dropped down to the Underground and he imprinted on it, like a Hot Topic-loving duckling?

 

[Papyrus blushes like that was a compliment.]
OF COURSE MY BONES ARE PROPERLY ARRNGED!
...BUT IT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY SO.

WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR HUMANS TO COME FROM SKELETONS? ADDING THINGS OVER TIME INSTEAD OF REMOVING THINGS.

AND, UH!
THE HUMAN WANTS YOU TO KNOW
SHE STARTED COUGHING AND GIGGLING BECAUSE OF THAT.
SHE AND SOME SANS PLAYER WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT MY ANGRY TEEN GOTH PHASE WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE... LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO.

 

No, I think shapes run in families.

So maybe like 10,000 years ago that happened to great-great-great-great-great-continued-grandpappy Bones, ehee.

 

*smirks* Looks like I win the prize in the Tumblr game of Accidentally Smooth.

Sorry, but no dice, dude. Humans involved from apes. Well, okay, not exactly, but yeah...

Whew, nice coincidence. My player had recently read a post about why Hot Topic is considered the ultimate in goffick nowadays, even though they're no longer actually like that, so... it happened to be on their mind and thus, mine. That's what comes of running on a virtual machine in someone's brain.

Yeah, his brother's a skeleton too. And Pap's not the Hot Topic type, honestly. *laughs* I suspect he'd like the pastel uwu aesthetic better.

 

NO, A LOT OF HUMANS DISCUSSED IT, AND THEY AGREED THAT 90'S FITNESS VIDEOS ARE A GOOD AESTHETIC FOR ME.

ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT.

 

*grins* Well, true, but... pastel uwu is all about peace and love on planet Earth. And passive-aggression too. *frowns* And that last part was not about you. You have your flaws, yeah, but you're not passive-aggressive.

 

He's active-affectionate.

 

YES! AND THAT'S WHY THOSE FITNESS VIDEOS ARE A GOOD FIT! (UGH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUN.) THEY'RE ACTIVE AND POSITIVE AND ENCOURAGING! ALL ABOUT PUSHING PEOPLE TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE!

 

*grins* Yep. That's basically you, alright.

 

Please tell me they include the ridiculous leg warmers. I realize that's slightly more 80's but fuck it, skeleton in eye-searing legwarmers.

 

*imagines it* Oh my god, no... Please, no, Pap...

 

... Earth fashion got worse after the 60s?

 

I'm afraid so. Everything I've heard about the 90s makes me utterly pleased to have missed them. Pants are supposed to cover your ass. If they don't cover your ass, what's the point?

 

Yours cover your ass but they don't actually hide much, you know. NOT that I am complaining, oh no not at all.

 

To borrow a phrase from Caboose's friend, Tucker: bow chicka wow wow!

 

Norm, what the fuck does that even mean?

 

*is laughing too hard to explain*

 

Well, uh, that we think Ford is hot, and you're probably gonna do the do with him sometime soon - or at least, you really, really wanna. It's innuendo, basically.

 

We're married. Saying that we're going to have sex sometime soon is like saying that water is wet...right? *confused*