shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

IT WAS MEANT AS ONE. SHE MAY RESEMBLE A NATURAL DESASTER MORE THAN A FORCE FO NATURE RIGHT NOW BUT ONEIRA AND I ARE DATING HER FOR A REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE'S A TRULY EPIC MESS.

 

Dolorosa And Disciple, Fishface We Are Not Dating!

 

Shore we aren't, dearest slate.

 

Uuuuuuuh.

 

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So y'all are sisters, huh?

 

*CACKLING LAUGHTER*

 

*Facepalm 2x Combo*

 

It's cool. I'll try not to judge your incestuous alien fish ways.

 

WE DON'T EVEN LOOK VAGUELY ALIKE. WE ARE DEFINITLY NOT HATCHMATES. FOR SUFF'S SAKE I HAVE AN ENTIRE ORGAN MORE THAN THESE TWO.
NO WE ARE PALE-DATING. MOIRAILS. DIAMONDS.

 

... Only on paper, as we are adopted.

Biologically speaking, we're not even of the same caste, let alone anywhere near hatchmates.

...
Not that it would matter in a culture in which "incestuous slurry" is the technical term.

 

Adopted is sisters.

 

WELL I HOP PENNARION DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH INTERFAMILIAR MINGLING BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY DATING THREE OF MY ADOPTED SIBLINGS AND MY... COUSIN? I THINK? HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE WEIRD.
OH AND I HAVE A STANDING OFFER FOR MABEL TO AUSPISTIZE BETWEEN WENDY AND ME SO THAT'S ANOTHER SIBLING I'M DATING.
AND AI IS DATING STATIC AND I DUNNO IF THEY ARE ALSO GETTING ADOPTED?
... ARE WE WINNING AT THIS YET?

 

Oh my god, everyone is perverts.

 

If Its Any Relief Weve Been Siblings For Like A Week If The Paperwork Makes It So That Fords Retroactively Our Guardian Ever Since We Arrived.
And Yes, Fishface And Dogbreath Are Perverts. Im Glad Someone Else Has Noticed.

 

...okay, that does help. And so does the alien thing. It'd get weird if you ever got a real sibling relationship, but...

 

FOR COMPARISON ONEIRA AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE A SWEEP. SPLODES HAS BEEN "NOT DATING" US SINCE A LITTLE LESS THAN THAT.

 

I guess it'd be pretty dumb of you to risk being split up in order to not be siblings on paper when your culture... I'm guessing doesn't have an incest taboo?

 

Were Bugs Remember? Were Technically All Related To Eachother Through Whatever The Shit The Mothergrub Does With The Incestuous Slurry And Our Closest Biological Relatives Are Usualy Dead For Centuries By he Time We Hatch, Or Hatch Centuries After Our Death.

 

*munching on grubcorn,*
*just hanging out and watching.*
*don't mind the creeper.*