shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

We could experiment. *smirks*

*breathless* So, you're saying that you do want me? Yeah?

 

NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM, DURING BATTLE PREPARATION!!! IT'S NOT THE TIME.
...FOR MORE THAN A QUICK PECK.
FOR LUCK.
...I'VE SEEN THAT IN A MOVIE.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ARGUING WITH YOU, AND WORRYING ABOUT HOW TO RESPOND, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE!

 

*grins* Alright, you've got me there. Now is indeed not the time for experimentation. But if later comes, how about later?

*smiles softly* Well, yeah... fair point, I guess. I still kinda have trouble believing it, though, honestly. That you do. Like, sometimes after I say you're my spades, I'm left wondering, "but are you really, though? Are you really into me that way?" And apparently, you are. And that's awesome, that you are.

 

Did you just say that??
What an amazing name drop.
Hope you liked living,

because now people
are going to go "a PISCES???"
and take you hostage.

 

*laughs* Well, guess it was good I didn't give Pap that speech during battle, huh?

 

I know you like jokes, so i made one up last week. Papyrus said that he is worth a lot, so i said "How much, a skeleton arm and a leg? Im sorry, throw me a bone here"

((I hope you get well soon))

 

Hi new skeleton. Im Caboose, would you care for a muffin?

 

Hi troll-lady, are you new here? I love your horns, they look so cute.

 

* oh man
(laughs)
* that one's pretty awful, buddy.
* and sure why not.
* you got hot sauce to go with that muffin?

 

As a matter of fact i always carry sauce with me. Dont judge me. But what kind of muffin do you want? I got chocolate chip, regular, sugar-free, oatmeal, etc.

 

Yeah, im not really the joking type. I mean i like jokes, but i cant deliver them.

 

* ... surprise me?
* i haven't had a muffin in forever.
* i'm more the pie type, usually.

* they can't all be winners, pal.
* i'm sure you have other talents.
* like shouting at little kids and having violent tendencies.

 

What if i told you that i really never met a child before? I mean im proud of my violent tendencies, but only when they are put to good use.
What about you, obviosly you like jokes, but what else do you do?

 

here you go. *gives Sans a chocolate chip muffin with a wide assortment of sauce packets* chocolate chip is really good.

 

* thanks buddy!
(checks over the sauce packages and chooses a sweet and sour sauce, pours it over the muffin and eats)

(speaks with full mouth)
* i bdoo lotsha shtuff

 

Are you part of the Royal guard Papyrus talks so much of? Or do you just sit around all day?

 

* we're sentries not a guardsmen
* but i still sit around all day
* when you work three jobs
* you get three times the amount of legally mandated breaks.

 

What do you do during that free time?

 

* i hang out in bars until my brother drags me home.
* and i know how to grill a mean 'dog.
* kinda run a joint for it

 

Dude, i have got to take you to Mos Eisley Cantina. That place is the best, aside from all the bar fights, and the scum, and the troopers, but still, they serve the best drinks.

Also, how much for these "dogs"?