shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* bud, my hotdog stand is back home.
* and unless i get my stuff replaced i don't think i can start it back up.
* but for you...
* only a million g.

 

Let's see here*takes out a million credits* I dont have g's, but do you take credits? Credits arent like the card, they're the currency in my universe. But don't worry, i have over a trillion credits, so i can spare some.

 

(oh man your new buddy needs a lesson in sarcasm)
* oh hey, looks like the economic situation changed.
* demand has skyrocketed and supplies are low as ever
* price adjustments are in order, i guess
* so now it comes up to ten quadrillion g.

 

ok, well, i'll comeback later then for it. I left my other stash of money on another planet, so, i cant afford it then.

 

You're the new one here! d:(c
I've been in this.... "reality"...
Since back on page 4!

And my horns are great,
even if they're lopsided...
Do you not have horns...?

I know aliens
usually don't have any,
but that seems so strange.

 

Lotz uf my friendz haff horns.

 

I dont have horns. Im a human.

((I'm confused on one thing though. Where is this thread supposed to take place?))

 

((@Caboose pls refer to the OP of this thread!))
HUMANS ARE CUTE MY KISMESIS IS A HUMAN.

 

Am I cute?

Spoiler: cuteness

((I mean, are we in an open field, floating around in space, or are we just hanging out. Papyrus said that we are in emptiness, so i was just confused.))

 

Also, what's a kismesis?

 

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE CUTE. I MEAN YOUR ARMOR IS PRETTY NEAT I GUESS...
AND A KISMESIS IS THE PERSON YOU HATE SO MUCH YOU WANT TO HIT THEIR MOUTH WITH YOUR OWN MOUTH!

 

((To the question you asked: nowhere in particular! There is no set setting, no consistent time progression, and few rules.))

((This is the shitposting rave, an open thread for people to come and post with subaccounts. People can roleplay if they like, or use it as a dumping grounds for tangents in other threads, or just post silly things.))

((I, the op, imagine it to be an enormous white room; a holodeck, or virtual reality in which characters could, if they know how, make simulations of buildings or entire cities. If you want to use that headcanon, you can feel free to!))

((The only real rule about the setting is that characters see what their players want them to see. If Caboose says he's standing on a base in Blood Gulch, but damoclesRumination says she's sitting in a cafe on her husktop, then she doesn't have to react to anything Caboose does with the Blood Gulch setting. But if she wants to talk to him anyway, she can.))

((Papyrus does not yet know how to do that, so he's seeing the default white room.))

 

((For example of location shenanigans, this character recently set up a garden space for a tea party, but it probably faded when she stopped posting. Things like that!))

 

((Oh, ok, so Starkiller for example could be somewhere in the Star Wars universe. Got it))

 

bow-chika-bow-wow*giggles*

 

*grins, showing his fangs* Hy used to be human. Den Hy got upgraded.

 

no one iz immune to bees?

but you don't need to bee

bees? are your friendz

 

Many Worlds Theory is exactly that--the theory that there are many worlds and many dimensions. A corollary of that is that it's possible everything people think of as fiction (like movies) is true somewhere.

And no, we're not recording you. But I did think you were shitting me about being from the Star Wars universe when you asked someone if they were talking about Harrison Ford or Han Solo when they were talking about me. Because Harrison Ford is the name of the actor who plays Han Solo in the Star Wars movies.

My name is Stanford, but Ford is what people call me for short.

No, but you could try being nicer yourself. I have no desire to run your life for you. I have made enough of a mess of my own life.

All I want to do is make sure that nobody else takes over your life either, and also that you have the education and information needed to pass your comprehensives at nineteen so you can do whatever you want to do with your life.

This is one of the many reasons why I love you.

"Tell him he's cute and then kiss him?" I have to second this as sound dating advice. It, ah...worked for Valiska.

Everyone in my house is a pervert to someone.

Me too!

Yeah, I want to know more about this.

 

*bitterly* Some people to almost everyone.

 

I thought getting a boyfriend would put an end to this whining.

Once again I am proven to be a ridiculous idealist.