shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Okay... that was actually a fair point. *sighs* Dammit.

 

* Those are great ideas.

 

I am afraid my knife collection isn't very interesting. I choose them for practicality.

Dipper, however, acquired a death ray on an expedition yesterday.

It is currently locked up until he gets his smarts back, because the first thing he did with it was use it to fire a warning shot at a bunch of people who wanted to kill us all.

Fortunately, it did dissuade them and he only killed a tree.

I strongly suspect he was showing off for his girlfiend (spelling intentional, though I love her dearly).

I was happy to see that she dressed him down far more effectively than I could have done.

 

*grins maniacly*I agree with True Name. We should show off our weapons

Sorry, went dark side for a moment

 

DON'T YOU MEAN "GILLFIEND"?
FUCK I NEVER MAKE ANY GLUBBING FISHPUNS AND IT SHOWS.

 

OH ALSO WE'RE SHOWING OFF WEAPONRY?
*she empties her strife deck. With loud metallic clatter a huge pile of spears and harpoons unloads, easily approaching a hundred if not more. She picks up a pure white harpoon with mean back hooks.*
THIS ONE IS MADE FROM LUSUS BONE BUT I ALMOST NEVER GET TO USE IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT EXACTLY A DEFENSIVE WEAPON IT'S THE KINDA THING YOU USE ON A FUCKER WHO OFFENDED YOUR CLADE, INSULTED YOUR ANCESTOR AND PISSED ON YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER BED. AND FOR THAT I HAVE THE BLACK SPEAR THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I'M A GOTH TRYHARD.
*she picks up a spear with and obnoxiously ornate winged tip.*
THIS ONE WAS SUCH AN IMPULSE PURCHASE IT LOOKS METAL AS SHIT BUT DAMN IS IT EVER USELESS. I SHOULD PROBABLY SUCK IT UP AND LIKE HANG IT ON A WALL OR SOMETHING.
*this goes on until she has talked about every single weapon in the pile unless someone interrupts her.*

 

Who needs guns when you have Freckles.

Spoiler: Freckles

 

That Is An Impressive Nightmare Monster You Have There How Is It Piloted?
*she is unusually pale*

 

He doesnt need a pilot. I control him. He lets me ride on his back and i tell him where to shoot. Sometimes he targets my friends, but its like talking to a dog. Just tell him no.

 

Well if we're showing off weapons.
*activates lightsabers*I got some good ones.
*lightning streams over his whole body*

 

And... How Do You Control Him?
*still very pale, a bit twitchy*

*zaps Starkiller between the eyebrows*
Nerd.

 

@Riki Melsbach has heard me go on and on enough about the sword I had to leave in Indianapolis.

My current one I took off of one of the Nortec agents that came after Kelly in my clinic, though, so it's got sentimental value now. :D

 

[* You look around, delighted by everyone's displays. One in particular catches your attention.]

* Is that a sword made of lightning?

 

(Gobano quietly brings out a single weapon, a pure white arbalest as tall as she is, loads a bolt, and nails a target a hundred yards away straight in the centre.)

For sweeps and sweeps this Falling Star
Was steadfast by my side
Sending bolts precise and far
Pierced through bone and steel and hide

I always wondered why some trolls
Carried truly many tools
Didn't do to save their souls
Blade to bolt, a bet for fools

...

My diamond called the storm
Of wind and light and snow
A mere thought to make a blizzard grow
In which all essence lost and uniform

My heart by flint and cutlass went
No sea unsailed no map undrawn
Fought and drank from dusk to dawn
Searching for more lives to end

My spade swung clubs as tall as she
A chuckler purple as they come
Danced and killed to their angelic drums
Full of laughter, mirth and glee

 

*pulls Grayswandir out enough that the Pattern tracery on the blade is visible*
Never a problem with this one - as a Pattern artifact, one of its attributes is that wherever I go in Shadow, it's always there where I want it.

 

((Hey all, OP here with a housekeeping queetion.))

((I said in the op that I'd prefer we not post big spoilers for recent canons, at least, not openly. It's okay to do it in spoiler tags with subaccounts whose icons/usernames that don't reveal the spoiler anyway.))

((How long would be a good timeframe for "recent", though?))

((I say at least four months, with the variety of reasons a person might have difficulty experiencing a canon as soon as they like.))

((Does that sound long enough? I know there's at least one Undertale person interested in playing a certain spoiler character, and I asked them not to do so yet. If enough time has passed that everyone interested in the game has had a reasonable chance to look into the game, then I want to ping them to let them know it's all clear.))

 

I just tell him what to do. there's no stick or remote, just love

 

That's one handy weapon to have!

We trolls ushorely have our stuff in strife specibi, which knot only allow for storing multiple weapons in a pocket dimension for quick access, boat also impart knowledge on how to use them, if necseassary.
You get one specibus with the basic starter kit, you can purchase more, boat wielding more weapons at the same time requires an expensive add-on, which is why I keep my explosives in pockets and knot in an explosivekind specibus.

Speaking of, I've got Crossbowkind, like my Ancestor over there. Similar weapon, too, boat Loreli gifted me a more modern crossbow some time ago. It's smaller, lighter, easier to load, boat more difficult to aim. So tiny!

This blade here -- (You pull out your skinning knife) -- is only for taking stuff apart that is already dead, though. Knot for combat use.

 

*deflects the bullet at the last second*Excuse me, but i am not a nerd. I just have unimaginable powers.

Its a sword made of a laser that is super heated, you can cut through anything.
*takes a muffin from Caboose, tosses it into the air, cuts it in half*Now the muffin is toasted. Although *laughs*who wants a burned muffin?

 

[* Oohs and aahs, impressed and jealous of the sword.]

* I'll eat it.
* They're best when they're crunchy.