dude, you're in a FUCKING FIELD OF CREEPER PLANTS anything you say is gonna be a matter of public record until someone else comes along everyone else who comes this way, though... not as fun as it sounds, trust me #stupid lousy goddamn miserable evil tripwire vine wow, rude oh. that was surprisingly poignant. i can see why nobody's taped over it #as it were #still not gonna donate my soul to apotheosis, though #waaaaaait, did undyne imply the king's got souls 1-6 already??
of course there is. there's always a stupid lousy prophecy. that's... vague. #worryingly so *castor looks directly into the camera* right-o, undyne ambush, place yer bets also, flowstone. so there's probably carbonate in this mess somewhere
aw shit i was really hoping i'd heard the last of you how the hell did you lose undyne is what i want to know #asking for a friend - _ - - _ - - ________________________ - wait, what? - ______ - #thanks undyne #i owe you one #except, you know, not #you only owe me 999,999 now, more like you are absolutely right. not for that reason, but yes, we are enemies. oh, don't worry! I'm sure you're better at it than at being friends!
tempting veeeeeery tempting but i think at this point the meanest thing to do is be nice, and leave the kid with a nice load of guilt and moral discomfort yes, yes you do. you have to say something mean to innocent me. look, my cheek's turned and everything wow, that actually almost stung. good showing, kid #you really are better at this than at being friends! hahA! here comes the guilt castor: 1 annoying twerp: 0 oh balls. ugh, i really do not want to be the better person right now
i think i'm gonna go with "conflicted, but thankful for any minor tactical advantage" oh for fucks sake. undyne, please get your miserable chrome ass up here and fight me so i don't have to listen to this shit wow, that's- oH HOLY SHIT well, looks like i was right about that i'm betting asgore was responsible for putting up all those "humans? noooo humans here, noooo sir. impossible!" signs, too
ME. oh, sorry, don't mind me, i'll just get right out of the way of your genocidal despot and his insane dreams of godhood Not me. But I've got a hand full of glove, a tutu full of ass and a SOUL full of DETERMINATION, and I am going to take you THE FUCK DOWN
what friend. actually, you know what, let's do forget it. i'm sick of it, and i'll prove it upon your corpse listen here, rustbucket, do you wanna speechify dramatically or do you wanna trash talk? and if you wanna trash talk, then let's get this fight fucking started first
we'll see about that. a thousand hearts once versus one heart a thousand times? why don't we put it to the test? couldn't have said it better myself. let's do this thing.
no more kids to save. en guarde! #green? that's new know thy enemy information gathered. as tempting as it is to challenge, we've been talking plenty. time to die, undyne
no problem. * Castor points defiantly towards the ground #guess where you're gonna fucking stay paved with bodies of dead kids, sure "ours" yeah, sure. because god-kings always do what's best for their subjects
I'm not the one taking what isn't mine to seize. i ain't scared. i have more than just determination on my side, you know. i also have candy. * Castor sticks their thumb down at arm's length
yeah, yeah, whatever it takes to convince you you're the hero, and not just some miserable murderer in a metal shell. JESUS SHIT hit a nerve, did I? let me think... no. and honestly, the hell are you complaining about? not quite enough, apparently. very glad to see that the time/death bullcrap still works even when someone is trying to gank my soul. You ready for round two, fish 'n cuisses?
aw, hell, got some spare time, might as well talk shit before we really get underway whoops so far, so good... clam your bass down, lady urgh, that spearswarm got me last time, too * Castor nonchalantly eats some stolen candy. still no to be fair, i technically am. technically. #suck my time bullshit, you steel-shelled lamprey wow, whatever happened to all that "hearts beating in time" blah blah "can't lose" blah blah bragadiccio blah? ok, the direction-flipping attack was a nice trick. pity that i fumbled to the right side on accident
ugh, running low on candy. probably gonna have to take this to round three there it is Never! (but, actually never. i can keep doing this shit forever) nope! still nop-- oh wait shit
uuuuurgh, why does dying have to hurt so much? ROUND 3: START! whuf, that was uncomfortably close candy time #well, tea, actually //fighting happens here hah! I'm actually winding you this time #and i've still got sugary thangs remaining nope! not this time, canned tuna! what, getting tired already? no! wait fuck, stupid fucking trick arrows! ugh
Attempt 4: supplies starting to run low. DETERMINATION still high. FUCK OFF! augh augh augh augh stupid tricky yellow arrows (missed Undyne saying "You're getting in my way!") what's the matter, fish-filet-in-aluminum-foil, where'd all your heroic rhetoric go? care to make that a wager? #i could really use some money to restock on candy wait what? did you blow the budget on the dramatic screen angles in your speech and weren't able to afford the cherry blossoms? odd. i seem to be doing a hell of a lot more damage with each attack all of a sudden ... *dramatic staredown* actually, gonna take a moment to check that defense thing huh, no change. iiiinteresting.
just spear storms now? well, fine, no more worthy opponent blah blah, no more green, no more facing danger, no more stupid tricky yellow arrows, no more healing excellent. just me and you, glove and spear. let's try to finish it this time. balls. #its almost like the royal knight is more than a match for the untrained kid with nothing but a glove and a tutu #determination notwithstanding #who would have thought #the power to Save, though... hoo boy. this is where it always starts to go to shit so far, so good. get tea'd, get speed in your dreams, chum (well and also in the previous four timelines) (but she doesn't need to know that) ohhhhhh shit ow. u mad, steelhead? #betcha though you had me on the ropes there water crashing, wind howling, pollen (...?) blowing... well, if i have to say something good about you, undyne, you certainly do know how to set a scene. i've got you this time, Undyne #i think #barring another bullshit yellow-arrow swarm
