shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Holy shit, you are the man some people on Tumblr think I am.

 

*gives a muffin to Nick* Here, i dont have beer though, I never liked it, and I never will.

 

You're weird.

 

wait what? no man your face is way too pretty and you have hair and it's all fluffy, you can't be me.

We'd know.
You'd look like an avocado.

Is that NEWS to you?

 

No, ive seen weirder.

((How do you post videos by the way? Ive been wondering that for ages?))

 

You've see weirder huh? You wanna test that hypothesis? I bet you I can prove you wrong.

 

((If you're using the Rich Text Editor (Rather than the BB Code Editor), there should be an icon of two pieces of overlapping film that says Media when your cursor is over it. Clicking on it will give you a pop-up window into which you post the url of the video. As long as it's from certain sites, it will embed the video like the above one!))

 

Let's see what you got.

((*clapping IRL*Thank you so much.))

 

*waves detached arm* well this for starters.
otherwise uhhhhhhh...
I could show you my guns?

Always a good answer.
We mean the weapon ones right?

 

My best friend gave birth to an alien, top that. And he is a man.

 

What? No? That's not weird, Caboose. Male fairies and genies give birth in my world. Well, female genies do too, but... yeah, men giving birth is not weird at all. Seriously...

 

He's not a fairy. I gave blood to help im, i still feel funny after that experience.
Is the ground getting closer, or is that me?*falls face first into the ground*

 

I bet there's fanfiction of me about that somewhere!

Ohh we're going to be mama?
Oh I hope it's Spidey's baby!

 

It's still not weird, though, dude.

 

*attempts to catch the sickly man with the bed*

 

How about me dating a tank?

@the fourth wall
Thanks.

 

Apparently there are people on tumblr who think I spent the thirty years I was away from my home world and dimension randomly fucking (or more often, getting fucked by--I have seen myself described as a 'xeno power bottom') aliens of all varieties.

I actually entered into a monogamous relationship five years after I left which I am still in.

Nobody ever guesses that. It's depressing.

 

Well if we're telling weird stories, then how about me constantly finding mutated animals like a two headed deer.

 

*raised hand*Clone, right here, also, glowing swords, telekenisis, lightning from my fingers. Does any of those sound weird?

 

Still not weird. After all, I'm dating a skeleton.

I bet those are a dime-a-dozen in Sev's dimension, so nah, still not weird.