shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh man I wish I'd get to regularly fuck aliens! This place here is like a fucking paradise.
So like... how monogamous are we talking exactly?

I hear he's married to a catgirl.
A hot, hot catgirl.

 

@Merc With A Mouth
((When the Deadpool movie comes out, what are you going to change the underscore name to?))

 

Fighting a million robots?

 

I'm a nigh immortal love machine disfigured by not-anymore-terminal-cancer growth and I got like Wolverine's healing factor injected and shit like that and I survived getting beaten to a pulp by the Hulk and... *takes a deep breath* ... and I'm dating death. It's a chill thing. She's waitign for me.

((something naughty i dunno what yet?))

 

Okay, I guess that's weird.

 

Have you ever heard of a Deathclaw?

Spoiler: Deathclaw

 

She is very hot and we are very monogamous.

 

Sounds like a tuesday.

That was a hella weird tuesday though.
Wasn't it wednesday actually?

 

So you're telling me you can hear the voices in my head and I'm not allowed to bang you anyway? aw.

 

Spoiler: RVB Spoilers

How about knowing my 2 best friends for most of my life, and finding out they are little glowing A.I.
I don't know what A.I. stands for.

 

Well, the name seems rather fitting.

Seriously, @Merc With A Mouth, take it from me, I've tried!

 

Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

And AI stands for Artifical Intelligence. Or @aurumIlluminatrix. She's a troll, though, not an actual AI. Yeah.

 

How about a talking bomb?

 

Imagine running into those 10 times a day.

 

What does the A stand for again?
Oh, your talking about the mean lady aren't you?

 

Yeeeeesh. That must suck.

 

Artifical.

Well, I wouldn't say she's a "lady." The mean girl, sure. I don't think she's old enough to be a lady.

 

It does, luckily, i can handle any weapon and make bullets appear out of no where.

 

*snorts* Oh. Good for you!

 

Now the I?
She definately doesn't act like a lady.